Dazzler

Tucson you say? Well someone needs to send in Jackie Daytona to sort this shit out. No one fucks with Tucson, Arizonia.

Are you one of these by any chance?

I was exactly the same as you. I smoked through teens to my mid 20s - probably 6-8 tabs a day, plus another 10 on nights out once a week. Quit them insanely easily with nicotine gum and was never arsed with vaping in it's early format when they were blowing up and killing/maiming people. My wife decided she wanted to try an elf bar (despite never smoking in her life) - she couldn't hack it but I wasn't prepared to waste a fiver so blasted through it within 12 hours. 6 months later I was going through a vape and a half a day. It completely fucked my lungs. I managed to kick it by: 1) A month on 4mg gum - A sleeve (12 - 15 chewers) a day. 2) A month on 2mg gum - same quantity. 3) A week on step one patches / chewing normal gum. 4) A week on step two patches 5) Two weeks on step three patches. Now I am addicted to normal chewing gum and chewing the fucking life out of a pen - and I still have the cravings! Two weeks on 2mg gum was all it took to actually kick the habit to tabs for reference.

Aye the Jews were the original perpetrators in the conspiracy but the mackems can't be seen to be Antisemitic what with them being the bastions of moral virtue so have decided just to be Islamophobic instead because that is, of course, completely different.

Next time have an enormous shit in his chair and try to convince him he did it on the follow through. He’ll love that.

I don't gamble. I learned that it was a bad habit when a young man rocked up at my kids school screaming in Italian and throwing betting slips at them.

I think that's the character more so than the actor. He's meant to be an emotionless, genius detective who is also a 6'5 wall of pure muscle. That's not to say he's a great actor mind, but definitely better than he shows in Reacher (even though I loved the first two seasons).

How dare they call out blatant lies that were very quickly, and easily disproved.

It'll be interesting to see the key passes attempted vs the 5 that came off as a metric. Also, to see the same metric for his team mates. Were the chances created in the box or shots from 25+ yards that went nowhere? Just because he created chances doesn't automatically make them good chances. Also, who were the other two opponents? If it was against Macedonia and San Marino then OptaJoe can get in the bin.

Stats say 1-1 draw tbh:

He made a couple of good passes that led to both goals but other than that his distribution was terrible IMO - He was the same against Ireland. Add that to the fact he's not fast, not strong, can't defend and has atrocious positional sense then I don't understand why anyone would think he's a great RB - other than he plays for Liverpool. You'd think he was up there with KDB if you listened to the commentary last night.

He'd have to be categorically not from Springfield for that joke to work wouldn't it?

Isn't he a part owner? That's why the MLFs wanted to do something special like wear t shirts saying nasty things about Sheeran after Ipswich bought Clarke.

Harris barely got out of second gear too from the clips I've seen. Just throw a load of pipebombs in his direction, sat back and enjoyed watching him eat himself alive.

I'd have to talk her down tbf she's about 6'2 and she'd not be able to hear me all the way down here.

The music. It's terrible. Other than that, you're correct.

"...and I'll say this only once, so I will. Unless the British withdraw from Ireland we will continue to pick Harry Maguire in the England squad. If you don't release all political prisoners he will remain in the starting 11. Both Declan, to my left, and Jack, to my right have promised to play suicide passes back to him every 10 minutes until our demands are met. Up the RA."

I think Blackpool in league one is the type of job he tends to do OK in. He'll get them promoted with dour football - his pals will tout him for a newly promoted PL team looking for a new manager. No one will bite and he'll subsequently get sacked after being proper shit in the championship...again. Bookmark it.

You shouldn't try to get your head around it, it will never make sense to anyone outside of America. Trump will actively quote project 2025, even after denying any involvement in it and all it does is strengthen his hand with half of the US population because they are fucking idiots. Some old fucking yank divvy was on BBC breakfast this morning claiming he trusts Trump more than Harris over sorting out the American industrial sector because Harris "has had 3.5 years and done nothing for the industry" ignoring that Harris has spent that time as VP - so technically it's Biden who did nothing, and completely ignoring that Trump had the entire 4 years prior to that and did absolutely nothing. They are beyond help IMO.

James Urn Jones

Looks like someone dropped a Christmas ham on a barbers floor.

“There I was causing bother in a bar, winding up a group just trying to enjoy a game of football. One of them had enough of my obnoxious behaviour and told me to wind my neck in otherwise there’d be trouble. I declined his offer and continued to be a prick, and even grassed him for good measure. Good job he’d had a few or he’d have chinned me when he eventually took his swing. Aren’t I fucking mint lads.”

Who ruins a sausage roll on the Lord’s day? Fuck you sir, fuck you sideways.