Dazzler

Definitely off tbf

Isak is a champagne player. Arsenal will have to pay 200m for him now.

Gerrin.

Isak shithousing Pickford and getting him wound up. Love it. The daft cunt will get himself sent off reacting.

Rumours on the owld twitter reckon Maldini is at the match tonight. He’s not, but thats the rumours.

Get to 3-0 and bring on Alex Murphy, Diallo, White and Parkinson just for the craic.

That’s not fair. He can’t spell Jordan.

They don’t know what to do with our left side, it’s the most I’ve seen us attack down that side in years, and they have not prepared for it at all

Surprised Krafth didn’t get booked for catching Beto’s boot with his ankle tbh.

DCL must be fuming knowing Dyche rates Beto more than him

Murphy has to remind you that he’s still Murphy every once in a while. It’s standard Murphy behaviour.

This ref just doesn’t want to give us anything tonight.

Still managed to retain his strength too despite breaking his back, which is pretty impressive.

Hall, Barnes and Anderson are all looking decent so far.

Barnes is doing Gordon’s blast past the full back thing, Godfrey looks fucked already chasing him. Possible red card for them. Tbf they have a handful of radgies that could get two yellows.

He couldn’t even pick up the phone man, his hands don’t reach his ears.

What a finish man. Sexy Swedish bastard.

He fucking tripped over his own feet. Games gone.

I reckon Burn could have coped at left back today with Ashley ‘forever’ Young on the right wing. My nanna could skin him in a one on one and she died 20 years ago.

How dare you try and jinx Southgate relegating them next year. Shame on you.

I have something like this now - One of my kids brought it home from school and it's fucking awful. I had no more than sniffles since 2020 up until September 2023 and I can honestly say I have had at least one terrible cold like virus a month since the little bastard went back to school. Tested negative every time - purely as an obligation to my parents who are both old and in poor health - B and M do the tests for a quid these days.

Bit shan that like - What's Dubravka ever done to you?

Probably the least damaging injury (assuming it's true) - Karius is no better or worse than Dubravka IMO. If it's disruptive though then it's either Bruno, Isak or one of the last two senior centre backs we have on two legs. That said, it's most likely bollocks (I fucking hope)