Dazzler

The five nights at Freddie’s rip off he was in was better than the actual five nights at Freddie film. He doesn’t have any lines in it whatsoever and it just a fucking badass stuck in a proper stupid premise but it was an easy watch.

He was a shit lecter though, as a fan of the books. Mads Mikkelsen was absolutely superb in the series though.

Comparing Cage and Hopkins is like comparing me to messi because I did two kick ups with a balloon

Their marketing team deserves the Oscar. Getting simpletons to compare it to silence of the lambs takes some doing. Not even Cage’s trademark overacting can save it.

It truly is abysmal tbf. Overhyped shite.

I noticed on the telly that he was doing the leadership stuff still. Even yesterday, despite them showing him with his head in his hands and what not. He might be a fuck up off the pitch but he’s still a model pro on it IMO.

Na he’s on about the whole set up, I think. The players look like they can’t be fucked and Howe looks absolutely miserable. Howe has had a cob on since June tbf like.

He said that in his presser this week. He’s part of the selection committee but in terms of negotiating the deals etc that’s all Mitchell

Yeah, I think so. He always said he was a step removed etc.

Almost as weird as actively hoping Gordon and Barnes play shit tbh. Glad there’s no one like that on here.

I still miss Messi tbh. Can’t believe we never got to see him play for us.

“Stormer” An assist and a head injury. Give over man Edit: A head injury before half time. Fucking stormer man.

Longlegs. If there is an Oscar for best marketing this should walk it. Absolutely shite. It made another overhyped piece of shit, Barbarian, look brilliant by comparison.

And yet will Hope stop masturbating while writing his articles? No. Completely ruined the train journey for everyone.

He also managed to make Trippier look like he had Gordon level pace. Part of me wants the kid to do well because it'll be funnier knowing he may have gotten them promoted if he stayed but the transfer fee has gone to their owner to buy a ski lodge somewhere. However, if he turns out to be a PL standard player we'll have to hear about it for decades like we do with Henderson and Pickford.

Fucking hell, how big is their house?

My manager is a mackem and has said as much to me this morning He said £15m feels too low given the way transfers have gone and they were spending that on absolute shite ten years ago, but perhaps it's because Clarke isn't as good as they think given his only exposure to top flight players was against us and he got pocketed by an 'old' Trippier

Has to be intentional. Just has to be. So it isn't.

They couldn't afford him, the daft cunts. A season under a decent coach in the top flight and you're talking Elliot Anderson money even if he has a bang average season . If he has a belter season but Ipswich go down, imagine the meltdown if we signed him as a back up to the backup for Gordon and Barnes

I get that he was "team captain" and why he'd be slightly miffed that he isn't now. But he's still vice captain and part of the leadership group so all that has changed is he's not going to be wearing an armband anymore and part of that is to keep Bruno sweet. I am sure he knows the score deep down. If he wants out it's because of other shit IMO.

It's the fact that he typed the tweet with his erect penis that I think people are taking issue with