Dazzler

I think "visiting owl" was largely on the button to be honest, it's the tragic cunt replying to them that is mental/lying. I do think a portion of our overweight, topless ticket holding wall punchers would have probably started to turn had we gone out last night. It would have been a minority though. I loved the commentator trying to make the same point last night saying he'd spoken to fans before the game that had said lose this and they would turn - only to be completely drowned out by chants of "Eddie Howe's black and white army"

Looks like someone drew a face on a balloon and squeezed the bottom

Klopp 10 minutes into the welcome party at the new monkey:

A de-aged De Niro nods approvingly, hacks up a load of phlegm and then goes for a stop/start piss whilst complaining about his "mulla fuckin' prostate"

I love the fact that he's quite clearly holding a walking stick in his right hand and they've removed it with CGI. No way that's a natural hand position

3-0 longstaff to finally win a pen from diving and then fall over his feet, bouncing mush first on the ball rocketing it into the roof of the net. The ref is so impressed he sends their keeper off and awards us two free extra goals giving lobby a hattrick.

Aye it was going great up until that moment. Even though he was meant to be in his 20s and looked like a 50 year old, that was forgivable up until the ‘fight’ scene. After that the film was too long by however many hours remained (which was several)

Right I’m off to watch archer since I jinx every shootout. You can all thank me later.

Protecting a 17 yo from a penalty shootout. Would be a lot of weight on the kids shoulders.

Anderson definitely hasn’t been at the gym with his back he looks like he’s lost all the muscle he built up over the summer.

I’m checking out of this now. I’m blaming it on an early start at work but really I just can’t hack a penalty shootout.

Cunt was desperate to slag Gordon for his corner and made to luck a prick when Gordon sprinted the pitch to stop a counter.

What the fuck was that chant? Are they summoning a demon?

He does all his interviews in Spanish but knows all the important regional lingo.

An ‘out of form’ Haaland too

Anderson with his knackered back would be a better option in midfield at this point. Longstaff is not having a good night.

Are the all just having a go at corners with Trips being off?

I wonder if he’ll ever fucking learn that rolling around after you lose the ball in a fair challenge will rarely ever lead to a free kick. Especially if you’re a known diver

Not that good, it’s his fault we have to play an extra half hour

"I'll tell yi fucking what lads, I've got every single one of your birds on facey B, and all your Vermont blart in'arl. Get it fucking sorted in the second half or ahm ganna get mesel a milk float and rifle the lot of them like that gadgy on father ted. Fuckin watch is."

Aye the body language is completely different these days. Trippier seems to be constantly having a pop at the players too lately.

Was just about to say this. I've heard from a person who knows a person that if they don't win this then they may start to think Howe may need to up his game a bit as they may well want him out.

The biggest shock was that the venkys are still involved with them