Dazzler

Just dye Miggy's hair blonde and send him - the scousers will never tell the difference.

Is this cunt legit or the Spanish Sean Casey?

He looks gaunt too IMO. Looks like less of a fat fuck. Hopefully, it's because the cunt is terminally ill. It would be great if he survived just long enough to witness his house of cards coming down before the AIDS finally catches up to him.

Doesn't Harris have literal republicans coming out and endorsing her now too? Trump can't even unite his own party, he has a handful of koolaid drinkers and a smidgen of never trumpers falling in line hoping he gets a custodial sentence and one of them get to take over. The longer this goes on the worse it looks for him. Harris appears to be in the Starmer role - say nowt controversial and let Trump eat himself alive - it seems to be working too. Trump has aged about 15 years since Biden stepped down

No one wants to be a professor, no? Losers.

Aah cannit eyven garn ta the capital without seying theyse skunk bastards heading to big meytings in tha tewn tops. It’s a good job aah sayah something every time, marra. Aah’d John wick them if they said owt back an’aahl. Aah did jewjitsew for a weyk as a bairn so aahm a deadley weapon.

1,200 people completed this questionnaire. Not sure it’s representative tbh

Maybe it was moved to the gold section in honour of his service to the club. (it wouldn’t have been)

Signing of the season: Osula - based on he’s the only one capable of winning this so far. Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: Longstaff gets the bullet, gets sold to Leicester (or similar) and is replaced by Jamie Miley Best Young player: Tino Player of the season: Gordon again. PL finish: 4th Trophies? League Cup

I can’t wait for him to get Burnley promoted and then quit because he gets pumped 9-0 again.

Escapes me like. I thought it was just the place my sleep paralysis demon dwelled. I don’t think it’s an actual place. Sounds overrated.

She’s surely just a stretched out bit of canvas now like that wife on doctor who. “Don’t get the booster. It’ll give you cancer and it’ll burn my fingers when I’m jabbing your poo.”

It’s a dark place full of terrors, ghouls and things that go bump in the night. Thankfully, there is an abundance of bandages for any slips, trips or falls severe enough to break the skin.

Anyone who’d be answering that in that way has had their phone seized and in evidence while they cry in the cells so it’s not representative of the crowds of legitimately concerned.

As someone who went to uni in Sunderland and even lived there for a spell in my third year (just off Chester road beycause I was geyt posh, marra) can confirm there is zero reason anyone would go to Sunderland for a drink pre or post game. Also this “friendliest marras” thing is horseshit too. My mates brother was up from Leeds and we went out for a few drinks before a mackem game. No one had a footy top on or announced affiliations one way or another. My mates brother got a glass thrown at him because someone didn’t like his accent - as he literally ordered a pint at the bar, so doing nowt. Sunderland weren’t even playing a Yorkshire based team from memory.

And 33rd right winger.

Aye in the league cup which is why he was cup tied for the final. Probably watched it at home in his red devil jarmies.

Funnily enough I saw a little kid in the metro centre at the weekend in a Sunderland shirt and I screamed you came to wrong neighbourhood mother fucker and jumped off the balcony with a Randy savage elbow drop. He’s dead now, and I hockled in his mams face as she cried over what remains of her kid. In reality, I saw him - thought it’s not actually a poor quality shirt for a mackem kit and went and bought my son a toon top for him to wear at Dalton Park because nothing prepares you for life more than getting windmilled by a mental mackem.

He’ll spend most of his time in the U23s acting as mentor and helping them prepare for the profession is my guess. Man Utd and Liverpool have done it for years - I thought that would be Ritchie and Dummetts role until they left.

There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all

Woke cuck fannypad tbh.

All those players and only two right backs. One of whom is eternally injured