Dazzler

Feel better about yourself? He's been made a multi-millionaire multiple times over by being extremely terrible at his job. If anything you should be ashamed of yourself that you couldn't make millions off the back of face planting the bottom rung of the career ladder tbh

Olivier Kemen currently plays them. So it's the club toon legends go to in Turkey so perhaps this is true.

As it stands I can't see Trippier leaving now we've let Ashby go on loan. That leaves us with one first choice right back in Livramento and one back up in Krafth who is currently back up RCB too. Seems awfully risky to me given our recent injury history. That being said, I know fuck all.

You have to admire his ability to blag jobs. If I'd been sacked from so many jobs I'd have my professional status revoked for lack of professional development. Yet this fella just walks into dead end job after dead end job and limbos under an ever decreasing lower bar with absolute ease. Hats off to the useless, fat cunt IMO.

Tbf TAA is just Jamal Lewis with a half decent free kick.

The fact so many on there are claiming he's "sound for a mag" or a "decent fella" makes me feel a little bit better about my irrational dislike of him (as a bloke) based on nothing more than second hand accounts of what a cunt he is

He’s been a fan for over 70 years and has gotten this worked up over a transfer window. I think Father Time will do the work of an expensive pony for free pretty soon.

FYP

Wonder if we’re one of the 4 as yet unnamed clubs in for Reiss Nelson. Seems like something we’d do tbh

I hope Susanna Reid gave Parish crabs.

Not if you're in a £60m hole you need to get out of to avoid a point's deduction. That's like using a step ladder to get out of a valley.

Strasborg vs Jeddah

Who is/are Chelsea's partner club(s)? I bet they are based in far nicer countries than fucking Saudi Arabia.

The Ronnie Gill is so certain of our transfer activity today that on it's live feed it's actively posting about players we were linked with ages ago now being linked to other clubs

We walked away after they shifted the goal posts. I'd say we definitely told them to get fucked.

I mean it was already confirmed considering we fucked them off yesterday

"Wuh were this close to gettin' it owa the line"

"On it wor kid"

She must have a brain injury - If Howe's lips are flapping in a presser he's being disingenuous

I can't wait to see Toney stinking the place out for Ajax in six months when he realises how shit it is to live in KSA.

That's Howe handing his fucking notice in then. Cheers Luke yi daft baldy cunt.

Came through Man Utd youth set up and fucked off to Lille. That's the only reason I can think of he gets in - because he once wore a Man Utd shirt.