Dazzler

Tbf, his injury record so far is a niggling injury last season he tried to play through and made worse and a broken back which can't really be accounted for. He was looking a lot fitter, stronger and composed in the minutes he got before his injury this season and was starting to look like he could cut it at this level so I agree it's a bit early to write him off. If Longstaff is still struggling with an injury, with Tonali and Joelinton out for the remainder of the season and with Bruno having a two match suspension hanging over him you'd think there's going to be plenty of game time between now and the end of the season for him to get a chance.

Aye, he never really lived up to that fee at Spurs. Prime (NUFC) Sissoko in a Howe midfield would be an interesting player though as he was a fucking beast of an athlete. Him and Joelinton either side of Bruno could have caused carnage.

Hasn't Howe already more or less said that Hall will be here next season anyway, albeit indirectly. He said something to the tune of he has helped out short term and we expect him to be a big part of the club's future - this was before new year.

They'd be heavily armed, Shirley.

The Lib Dems haven't shifted at all which is surely a massive failure on their part. You'd think they'd at least be able to scoop up some of the fence sitters if they weren't so incompetent.

That can't be right surely. The description is the exact bracket I fall into and I couldn't be closer the bottom left point from a voting perspective in the coming election. Is it assuming that most lads in their 30s from the north east who live in a suburban area with a mortgage and university education are automatically from money? Perhaps Dame Allen and RGS tory boy cunts are skewing this result.

Carroll and Perez - Some of the greatest bits of transfer business of all time when you look at how shit they were almost immediately after they left. I would include Wood in that but the cunt went on to put three past us at SJP so it doesn't seem fair.

“Remember the rules - they’s was very clear. Be nice, be fucking nice. Soon we asks him, and then we knows. We musts wait the three posts rule before we calls him it. Soon, precious.”

Thurts n prairs

Beside eez sairl aah hord. The wairks to the bus station just airn't the same without Lucky.

You have to feel for Burb Durbson though, aah herp shus fund airlreet.

These people disagree

Phillips - No goals, zero assists, 3 own goals and a red card Henderson - Chased a ball once and celebrated in front of the fans Southgate -

This video always leads me to this missing durg poster

It will do it's intended job, even if it's not the greatest bit of bants. "I say, Suella have you seen this tweet from the labour party?" Suella:

My personal favourite

You just need a good, powerful stream of piss to take care of that. Enter 777 Partners.

The thing is with Burnley is that Kompany has them playing football and it’s fucking ruining them that their finishing is so shit. At the weekend they had 75% possession and literally double the chances but lost 2-0. The argument could be made that at least they are trying. Sheffield Utd look like they accepted relegation in September.

Straight out of Conning the Ref for Dummies authored by Sean Longstaff, foreword from Bruno Fernandes

Didn't Pearce score a couple of 30 yard thundercunts for us that year - or was that a Mandela effect moment? I swear he scored a monster free kick against Kiev in the champions league, and I definitely remember a ridiculous one against Wimbledon. Barnes I thought did well for us in a difficult season with Shearer knacking his leg. But Aye Rush was a piece of shit but evidently got two goals and an assist.

wasn’t he pretty much forced out with Sir Les? We had just become a PLC and needed to raise funds to buy Dalgliesh’s decrepit pals.

What a chin. Lesser men would have planked it within a single frame of video.