Dazzler

Bruce vs Hope

Probably the only thing Bruce got right at Newcastle was seeing Nee Hope for what he was.

American Civil War 2 should be a fun watch. The character arc is phenomenal between both - Civil War 1 - "Don't take away our brown people" Civil War 2 - "Take away the brown people" Thrilling stuff.

shame he hasn't just dropped dead tbh

Same energy as the danny dyer alexa:

I'll wait for the final version once the TT faithful have finished ripping it apart.

Unless of course our PSR problems are no where near as bad as I think, and we can get Guehi, a RW and Hezze.

Apparently he's class, but we're probably not looking at U21 money for him, it'll be £20m+ I'd imagine and for another centre mid I just can't see it personally.

I mean, let’s see the dad first before we judge too harshly. He might be a dish.

Hawk Tuah struck me as a staunch trumper tbh.

Joe Cole’s allegedly.

I think it's the total fee relating to the transfer so would include bonuses, and instalments.

He's 5 foot 11 inches. Those are two measurements.

It's a loan by the sound of things so we won't be getting much of anything tbh.

I mean giving Ashby a squad number too doesn't seem normal when you already have Trips, Tino and Krafth so all the circumstantial evidence points towards us agreeing his time is up here, aye. At least we had him on the bench, and he was still doing his usual leadership patter and what not so we haven't fucked him over like Chelsea have done with a load of their players.

I think Shibby is going to be fucking raging soon

That's a sure fire way to lose some fingers. Just ask any Jack Russell in the cat and dog shelter. Good luck typing your short people racism if you go around patting us stumpy fuckers on the head too often.

Don't you fucking dare mention 5 foot 7 in the same paragraph as Ryan Fraser again. I am a monster among men stood next to people like Ryan Fraser.

Sky are reporting he's been told he's not first choice anymore and he's wanting out because he wants to play. Fair play to him. He knows Dyche from Burnley and Everton are so fucking shit he'll look a million dollars in their line up (sort of like he did when he first signed for us).

He'll love it at Everton under the smack head Phil Mitchell. All corners, every cross, every throw in, all free kicks. Plus he doesn't have to be half as fit and will have plenty of time to get his fuck on in Stanley Park with random passers by.

This is exactly the point I was trying to get at. Surely the RW Downie was teasing us with last night is Madueke and a similar deal we got with Hall last season. He's the one that ticks all the boxes and makes the most sense from a PSR perspective.

And living in a better part of the country and playing for one of the best up and coming English coaches, in the top flight

Kulusevski would be another £80m minimum - plus having to deal with Levy.