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They'd be heavily armed, Shirley.
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The Lib Dems haven't shifted at all which is surely a massive failure on their part. You'd think they'd at least be able to scoop up some of the fence sitters if they weren't so incompetent.
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That can't be right surely. The description is the exact bracket I fall into and I couldn't be closer the bottom left point from a voting perspective in the coming election. Is it assuming that most lads in their 30s from the north east who live in a suburban area with a mortgage and university education are automatically from money? Perhaps Dame Allen and RGS tory boy cunts are skewing this result.
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Carroll and Perez - Some of the greatest bits of transfer business of all time when you look at how shit they were almost immediately after they left. I would include Wood in that but the cunt went on to put three past us at SJP so it doesn't seem fair.
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“Remember the rules - they’s was very clear. Be nice, be fucking nice. Soon we asks him, and then we knows. We musts wait the three posts rule before we calls him it. Soon, precious.”
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Thurts n prairs
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Beside eez sairl aah hord. The wairks to the bus station just airn't the same without Lucky.
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You have to feel for Burb Durbson though, aah herp shus fund airlreet.
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Blackwater/Wagner Group/Private Military Comapines
Dazzler replied to Nefilim's topic in General Chat
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Dazzler replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Phillips - No goals, zero assists, 3 own goals and a red card Henderson - Chased a ball once and celebrated in front of the fans Southgate - -
This video always leads me to this missing durg poster
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It will do it's intended job, even if it's not the greatest bit of bants. "I say, Suella have you seen this tweet from the labour party?" Suella:
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
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The thing is with Burnley is that Kompany has them playing football and it’s fucking ruining them that their finishing is so shit. At the weekend they had 75% possession and literally double the chances but lost 2-0. The argument could be made that at least they are trying. Sheffield Utd look like they accepted relegation in September.
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Straight out of Conning the Ref for Dummies authored by Sean Longstaff, foreword from Bruno Fernandes
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Didn't Pearce score a couple of 30 yard thundercunts for us that year - or was that a Mandela effect moment? I swear he scored a monster free kick against Kiev in the champions league, and I definitely remember a ridiculous one against Wimbledon. Barnes I thought did well for us in a difficult season with Shearer knacking his leg. But Aye Rush was a piece of shit but evidently got two goals and an assist.
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wasn’t he pretty much forced out with Sir Les? We had just become a PLC and needed to raise funds to buy Dalgliesh’s decrepit pals.
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What a chin. Lesser men would have planked it within a single frame of video.
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Standard England manager behaviour tbf - All the while Foden will be on the bench.
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As long as Eddie is in charge I can't see us bringing in a traditional DM or a No 10 for that matter. When we have a full strength squad I don't think we desperately need one either. It's only when we don't have the midfield options (or Pope) that suddenly a bit of protection for the defence becomes increasingly important. However, the only viable option in Jan was Phillips and thank fuck we decided against it considering how dog shit he's been
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"Yi kna me wor kid, ahm not one to slate the team and that and ahm absolutely owa the moon with the job the owners and Eddie have done so far - pure class from top to bottom and that. But the fact wuv selt Maxi when wuh drawing 4-4 with Luton and he could have come off the bench and that means the owners are nee better than Ashley, and Howe's shite, yi kna worra mean?"
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