Dazzler

My guess (because I'm not listening to that shit) is Pardew is surprisingly complimentary of the club and the fans and Souness is Souness.

Man is employed and his job doesn't quite match job description - is literally every job ever. If they think this is tantamount to constructive dismissal then they are fucking thick. His contract says two years, he signed the fucking thing - maybe they have just pushed hard for someone who doesn't read contracts properly, and given the job they are employing him to do that would be a massive fucking weakness

Usually when the wife is on a 90 degree angle to me in a dimly lit bedroom were doing something different...and it's my birthday...and we're (I'm) finished after a few minutes. But each to their own I suppose.

2-0 to the toon. Eddie to stick the loaf on the Spanish chin dribbler, Tindall to rifle his missus and Wilson to come back and score both goals with his knackered tits.

Also, Trippier setting the ref right on the way off. Love to see it. They should technically be down to ten men tbh.

Is it ok to say Burn had a canny half?

There are still bars in the west end? I thought most had been burned to the ground and/or converted into Indian restaurans/motorcycle clothes shops.

He's been broke for a long time, that's why he's fraudulently inflated his wealth on his financial statements.

"They are only in it to make money" Like every single other owner of a football club then. We're so lucky that we have the Saudis willing to bankrupt themselves in the name of football glory. It's unusual that the comments to this all seem largely rational (albeit I only checked the first page )

I think he had some very dodgy views of Muslims at one time, aye - however, I think he may have softened on that quite a bit over the years. Amnesty stripped him of his 'prisoner of conscious' title after videos came out of him spouting ultra-nationalist/islamophobic shit from years ago, but then gave him the title back because 'his views have evolved since then'. So presumably, he had an American History X glow up in the Gulag.

Knowing Howe, this means all four are likely on the bench at least - with Isak starting and getting re-injured

I immediately thought of this meme from years ago listening to Holden waffle on there

If it is then I can only presume that Jason Statham is massaging it's tits in the background there.

Strong Nick Love vibes

As someone who inexplicably lived in Sunderland for a year during my days at uni I can confidently say the only thing this lass go wrong was the manc accent

I wonder if Howe is regretting not letting him go to Athletico Madrid in January now. We could have used that money, and Wilson will have played about 90 minutes of footy between the 1st Feb and the end of the season now.

Either an unfortunately timed photo or this is a photo of him talking to a couple of lasses outside the pig and whistle as the cowies kick in.

I swear to christ if we replace Ashworth with Ed Woodward we should riot.

Shola, Jack Ross or Steve Harper are pretty much the only people at the club in relevant roles and I doubt any of them have the necessary skills to take over as technical/sporting director

Reddit has some interesting takes STID was the reason Mac convinced Deadpool to buy.....Wrexham

Didn't he pretty much hand select his replacement at Brighton too, or at least have a hand in the recruitment? I wouldn't be surprised if it was that lad from Liverpool who stepped down at the end of the season, Edwards I think his name is.

It's pure speculation if we're being honest. We have increased revenues in the year, and will increase them further next year through new commercial deals (though we're unlikely to get CL again as it stands which will hamper us slightly). We're very likely to lose Bruno in the summer when PSG activates his release clause - but that was always going to happen, so we don't have to sell any top players other than the one player who was always likely to leave for massive money.

I am a bloke and this somehow managed to dry my fanny out.