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All McClaren will do is get the squad to say things like that so he can really nail the accent. I can't wait until he braids that little hair island.

Beycause he's not a mag, or the fat, Spanish wayateh marra

Imagine it was just Howe being petty like a wife knocking back all suggestions for dinner because you haven't done the dishes when you said you would. PM: "What about Mbappe for RW, we can make it work - the commercial deals he brings pays his wages and sign on bonus, and he's free." EH: "No, it's fine." PM: "Come on Eddie, don't be like that." EH: "You never listen to me." PM: "I do, but we desperately need improvements at RW and a long term replacement for Schar." EH: "What about in goal?" PM: "We already have five goalies on the books." EH: "WHATEVER! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET WHATEVER YOU WANT THEN?! I DON'T EVEN CARE!"

"Wah good? mi incredibly proud tuh sit before yuh as di new head coach of Jamaica. Obviously, mi ave had sum ups an downs inna mi carea mi did great at Middlesborough, rubbish at England. Excellent at Twente but den relegated Newcastle. Mi helped tun Man Utd inna a basket case inna di laas two seasons. Now mi deh yah fi get Jamaica tuh di promise land of coming close tuh qualifying fi di world cup. Cum wi guh reggae boyz"

Steve McClaren got the gig so this impression is definitely getting a roll out at the presser.

It’s hard to type a tweet or speak to the press while he massaging trumps chod.

This one seems more like it

That’s the sound of an elderly gentleman with all his faculties and I won’t hear another word on it.

And yet you’d cleave your cock in twain just to shag both her holes at once.

No bullet points. 3/10 must try harder.

Gambling on going far in the CL and maintaining their league position. They've also made over £100m in sales so far and basically spent it on replacements.

"Well yuh kno good sah It smells a likkle like ganja inna here isn't dat strange? mi looking fi a likkle cafe dat does a full fry up an a mix kebab wid chilli sauce All mi seen suh far is jerk restaurants an mi nuh inna any of dat foreign muck Ideally mi wa wah Cadburys chocolate finga sandwich pan Warburtons toastie wid lashings of lurpack an a side of roast beef monsta munch Any ideas pan weh mi cya find a scran van dat wud provide mi wid good haad working old fashioned English food?" Day one he walks into a restaurant, grey corn rows and comes out with this shit.

Can this be bullet pointed for the ADHD lot amongst us who don't have......ooh a penny.

I prefer milk steak

Are they still a thing? Who was at Dummett's? Imagine that lineup. A veritable who's who of for fuck's sake.

"Your club is worth 1 billion Great British pounds. You have the richest owners in world football who could sustainably invest to get you to the pinnacle of the sport. This window you may spend £3.50."

Must have a time share over there or something.

The fact the cunt lives in Tenerife and has an Irish passport is too much irony to take for me. How anyone takes the weird midget diddler serious is beyond me.

The brass neck on this cunt man. Spent an entire summer last year claiming we only had £50m to spend and we spent more than that on Tonali alone. I swear the club intentionally feed him shite just to embarrass him.

Isn't Graeme Bailey usually wrong / a lying bastard?

It doesn't really matter in reality. It backs Trump and the maga dribblers into a corner. They've been claiming Biden is a criminal, yet they effectively gave him immunity. He's proposing to remove it - giving them free reign to arrest and charge him for any alleged crimes they keep whining about. So if they back it (which based on their own words so far they should), then they open themselves and the head of the snake to scrutiny, or they don't which completely undermines them. It could be another masterstroke in winning back swing voters IMO - even if it's paying lip services in a practical sense.

I pronounce it like that noise Howard Dean screamed 20 years ago.

The thing is, she's right. Their failures in all those areas did cost them the election. However, in her mental mind the tory attitude wasn't extreme enough. The mental cunt needs sectioned.