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@Nefilim at this very moment

Fuck that, he was absolutely fucking terrible in midfield when Bruce tried this. However, he was better than when Bruce had Miggy playing CDM.

Is Matty Longstaff still without a club? We may need to bring the little ginger bastard back. Lucas De Bolle and the shit Miley might be getting a call up to the senior squad - anyone that isn't Hendrick will do for me. Wouldn't be surprised to see us going with 5 at the back with Gordon and Miggy playing more centrally behind Isak for the next few games if we don't bring anyone in. I'd be OK with this, it worked well in Rafa's last few months.

You've got to love "Bruno one yellow away from two game suspension" when the alternative would be "Hayden fucking loves a straight red"

The FA will already be lining the cunt up to take over England after Southgate leaves in the summer even though it should be Potter's job.

Is his injury not similar to Targett's weird one from last season? His was also a seemingly vague and non-serious foot injury and yet barely made the bench the rest of the season. It's a weird one.

I can't tell the difference, personally.

here you go Isak Interview

Branthwaite and Onana on loan to get the wages off Everton's books.

I wish I was that useful. I'm more like a train station sink - with marginally less shit in it.

Listen pal, the cunt asked you a question do you stand or sit to wipe your starfish?

We've already covered this man

Or watch Netflix or Disney, or ever need to get an oil change, book an Uber, use facebook, play computer games. I could go on but the gist is there. Must be a very quiet life when your only form of entertainment is reading books on equality but thems the breaks for the morally superior, I suppose.

As well he should. Hayden makes him look like a moderately gifted amateur at best when it comes to the art of sliding tackles.

Hayden is still the greatest player of all time at sliding tackles. No one can change my mind.

Considering his release clause doesn't kick in until the summer and it would royally fuck us over to sell him in Jan then we're more likely to charge them at least a £50m premium to have him this month. Shoddy journalism at it's finest.

At least they were smart enough to do it when he was at the match. It would have been a Big Dunc getting burgled situation all over again if he was at home.

Remember when Real and AC Milan wanted him and he signed for us? Classic.

Thailand. Clearly loves a handle to grab onto when back scuttling

Rename the match programmes to the Sela Yeller and charge them 40m for the privilege.