Dazzler

They were not edible chunks of pineapple - that chef without doubt tampered with them over the offence he suffered

Not if Longstaff has gout though.

6) A dwarf who has a deep rooted hatred of corner flags (who's actually a decrepit winger). 7) Joe White

tbf, you should do this if she's asking for pineapple on pizza in the Pizza Express in the Metro Centre. No excuse for it - no matter the location or if you're two tables over from La Cosa Nostra.

Stormy Daniels watching this and hearing those words and noises from Trump

The Longstaff one is baffling like. He's getting pelters from the fans for his form, and it's (largely) because he's playing through an injury - Unless the injury is new and he's just been playing shite, aye at least bench the kid and give him a break when you have Miley right there.

"Put tha grayavey down big Sam aah cannit sey ya beyooteefil fayace for me snap an yi dinnit wanna spoil that lovely waistcoat ya nanna knitted yi"

So all four start tomorrow night knowing Eddie

I'll look forward to them all not buying any players in the summer since giving money to other football clubs that they can invest and try to replace them is unpalatable and unworkable.

Roman ultras upon reading it:

This was unfortunately timed

I’m watching that paedophile hoax doc on channel 4. Fuck. Ing. Hell.

I watched this live yesterday morning and couldn't quite believe what I was hearing which is some going when it comes to the tories these days. Sunak himself called it racist and these weapons are still trying to label it as just "stupid" and that he's said sorry (only after being called out for it) so we should just drop it. They aren't even trying to win the election at this point, there's literally no point in them running.

Aye, I wish I'd read this before I read that. My head hurts.

It'll be a close game, hard fought and gritty. 5-0 - Anderson to score a double brace with his back brace. Miley to round it off with his Medieval hair do.

He’ll need to buy me flowers first. Also I’m not shaving my crack so he can make do or fuck off.

Probably would have won one at Spurs too if he hadn't been binned just before the final

They’d probably vote for RFK jr as an independent though, which though unlikely is an equally terrifying prospect as Trump.

So the Jose links aren’t going to fuck off any time soon then

Probably due to the rule changes brought in (largely) because of our shit housing last year

tbf that shite physio wanted Botman to get surgery on his knee and as time is going on, it's looking like he was probably right. That decision seems to be the measuring stick a lot of our fans have used to determine his shitness. He may well be a shite physio on top of this though

But if an ugly cunt, is Palmer. Buck toothed cunt.