Dazzler

Let us all spare a moment for the poor pervert who sniffs this seat.

Okay, well then it was the same as the gif only without the boxers on and the leather sofa was ripped and had a tramp sleeping on it.

It’s very story/narrative heavy. The game play opens up a little but not by a great stretch. The story is incredible though and once you’re invested it proper sucks you in. The ending broke me completely tbh. I don’t think anything else has gotten me like that since the dog goes to sleep outside the pizza shop in that one episode of futurama

I got the PS5 and it’s fucking sensational compared to my Xbox one. But then so it should be tbf.. Gamepass is a far superior subscription though (I have PS plus and gamepass). That said all Assassins Creed games are on PS plus and I love them.

Sausages and bed wetting? So you’re going for a draw?

I’ve found that one mag lad all the RTG heroes see on holiday, lads. Maybe we can offer him as sacrifice and they’ll leave us to sportswash in peace.

2-0 us

My last two match threads and 8 goals conceded. Time to hang the boots up I reckon

You could be chewing the gravel and it would have still been a better decision.

Shoulder to shoulder. Send them both off and give us the pen anyway.

I chose not to drink for this. I immensely regret that decision.

As if Bruno has done anything of merit today anyway other than getting booked.

Bruno has played like Longstaff today so it’s only fair he’s replaced by someone better equipped to play like Longstaff.

Gordon was onside there.

I’d rather the ref just reset the scores tbh

Miley and Livramento on

I blame LTA and LondonBlue.

Plenty of Americans seem to think his speech was brilliant too. The world has gone mental

Donald Trump Jr invests in ‘steroid Olympics’ Finally something that we can all get on board with.

That's an easy one. Collectively, people are fucking thick as pig shit in the 21st century and have lost all capacity to think critically. They want to be spoon fed solutions to life's problems - and are too fucking stupid to comprehend that complex problems require complex solutions. Enter populist scumbags who tell them that the reason they can't see a doctor, or can't find work is due to evil foreigners and the solution to the problem is really fucking simple: get rid of them.

Aye. Especially, if I do it when she's in the room.

I'm easy. But I am not sure it's appropriate as a valentines day gift tbh. The wife still isn't speaking to me.

They'll have to have cameras set up in everyone's houses to track this. Valentines day 2026. A man and woman engage in the act of lovemaking. "He's holding steady. I repeat his rhythm is steady." "Oh god, his face is straining. He's turning red." "That son of a bitch just finished on her back. Breach!"

That final point feels like a very personal call to arms. But the yanks are presently paying me well above my market rate - and my socialism gives way to my greed 100% of the time .