Dazzler

The fucking irony. The brass neck. Hilarious.

Tbf when I’ve thought about the slimy six clubs he could end up at it has always been Chelsea I’ve thought would be the most likely, because spurs are utter dog shit. I don’t think he’d ever want it like, it’s as big a clown car as ‘United’ and there is every chance he takes us up to the ‘elite’ level anyway.

Got to love big Ange changing his tune about VAR after his team benefited from it. Fat hypocrite.

He gets bad press because he’s a complete wanker tbf.

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I had a one for stepovers too, but I have seen Gordon do them on occasion so didn't think it would effectively illustrate just how much we miss playing mid-table footy with Maxi over European footy with that shitbag scouser.

Yes, but you are ignoring the the most important metrics illustrated below:

Reporting late to an Eddie Howe pre-season probably takes ages to catch up too.

It doesn't count when they have an Arsenal badge on though. Did you not get the memo?

Almost a 1 in 2 return. But they were all tap ins and/or against shit teams - especially those ones he got against the big 6, absolutely shit them ones.

I'm half tempted not to take up the option for the Fulham game tbh - I have to buy the tickets by tomorrow and I reckon I'll get knifed in my sleep if I touch the savings before payday considering what went out for Christmas

Less so in the last few seasons tbf. They've been in the top half more often than not.

Pope seems to physically break down a few months out of every season though so Trafford would be getting plenty of game time. Unless the Greek fella finally gets a game (which I doubt)

Successful in the ballot for Fulham, unsuccessful for the second leg against Arsenal. It somehow feels like a loss because I am not arsed about the Fulham game

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Same with Klopp and any fucker managing a club in red (unless of course he's a well mannered Portuguese fella who plays three at the back)

Arteta spent most of the game outside of the technical area too with absolutely no repercussions.

I mean he's been a disaster for them like, but the least they could have done is told him he was getting the bullet The best part about Potter to West Ham is that he can't go to Everton now so they may stick with Phil Mitchell for a while.

He's grown in the two games. He started off rusty against spurs and got better throughout. I don't think he looked like a player that had missed a year last night, he looked almost as good as I ever remember. But aye, he was always a slow player - just a left footed Schar pinging champagne passes all over the place and putting his body on the line for everything.

What about that caveman brow ridge though eh? You could rest your phone on it and watch youtube during a heavy petting sesh.

No cunt has told the current manager yet though. He's just been doing training and shit as Potter is being interviewed in his office

Then I think we should all get firmly behind his bid to buy them as the fallout would be beyond amazing.

tbf a lot of the talk has been the transfer fee would be roughly £5m. Hopefully, he pulls a Miggy and knocks it back.

I take it exile has never been to a match then.