Gemmill

It's not even real. Please accept my resignation from this forum with immediate effect.

It's appalling that the police are taking the time to investigate this tbh. It was the same with fucking beergate which ended up a total nothingburger too. My hope is it ends the issue, but whichever way it ends I don't think she needs to be resigning unless the tory press starts to spin it in a way that starts to impact the polls. At that point, she goes and she comes back as soon as the election is done cos she's done fuck all wrong.

I totally disagree with this. If my lass moved in with me and eventually sold her old place, having never rented it out or switched her residence on the electoral roll to my place, I don't think either of us would twig that she owed CGT on the old place, and I'm an accountant. She MIGHT have owed somewhere in the region of £1k to £3k in CGT that she has missed through, at worst, ignorance of the requirement to pay it. That's not a resigning issue.

I think this probably works in Labour/Rayner's favour. It started to look like a story that wasn't gonna go away and it does go away if the coppers say there's nowt to see. Obviously if they don't say that, then the Tories keep wanging on about it, but they were gonna do that regardless.

Aussies are weird. "Aw look mate. Let's get a fackin hot chick with a violin, really toight gear on her. Stick her in the centre circle, and have her play the fackin whoite stroipes shit."

What tune are we doing here? I'm guessing not Seven Nation Army?

come on. I've no doubt these people are good at business, but you've got some pretty fucking lucrative related party shit going on too. Stuff that the new rules prevent us and anyone else from doing.

I had a proper weird day yesterday where I couldn't sort my mood out. It's never happened to me before to that extent, just getting really wound up by daft stuff and this overarching feeling of despair. I forgot to ring my dad in the evening and had this crushing feeling of guilt about it. Never experienced anything like it. Then woke up this morning and everything's absolutely fine. It's probably a brain tumour.

I'm just annoyed that so many have taken away the moment for us by standing down before the election. Wouldn't be surprised to see some of the big guns pull the same move if it looks like they're still in danger come an announcement of the date.

Short thread. I think it's a nothing story, but one that's very convenient for Labour.

You as well?!

Sorry to hear about the job BTW.

They've even shown a nothing shot by Diaz from about 30 yards, easily saved in routine fashion by the keeper. That's how the highlight video ends. Not on scenes of jubilation for Atalanta but "love you Liverpool. We're gonna hang up now if that's OK. Love yooooooou."

I might be being paranoid but the TNT highlights video from last night's Liverpool game. It's on YouTube, it's just under 5 minutes long. Usually these things aren't much more than the goals themselves. This one is about 17 Liverpool chances interspersed with the 3 Atalanta goals that won the match. It's like they can't even put out a highlights package without saying "but we still love you Liverpool. Love yooooooou. No you hang up first. Love yooooooouuuu."

You've spelt Sundays wrong.

I honestly think this sort of story is being encouraged, if not commissioned by Labour. By the sound of it they're shitting themselves about complacency given the polling lead. You've got two MRPs saying they're gonna walk to massive majorities, followed immediately by this "but they might not!" study.

Fancy getting beat by an MLS side.

New rules are bad news for us and fantastic news for those already at the top.

The Juice's pips have finally squeaked.

31 seconds faster on average apparently. So not that much quicker on average, but should hopefully stop the really long waits.

Semi automated offside checks coming to the PL in the autumn. Why these dickheads voted to reject them previously is anyone's guess, but at least we won't have to suffer the drawing of the lines for too much longer. Instead we can look forward to a computer deciding that someone is 1 pixel offside.

The last ever Curb Your Enthusiasm was good. Only spoiled by the appearance of that unfunny cunt Seinfeld, and presumably some inside jokes that people that couldn't bear that shite would have missed. Rest of it was good though.

You didn't fix ANYTHING, THUMB-HEED!

I don't agree with that mind. If Bruno goes, we basically can't replace him with a player of the same quality. We can spend wisely and net improve the team, but Bruno himself is irreplaceable. Joelinton on the other hand... I absolutely love him and was desperate for him to sign another deal, but you could feasibly upgrade him (don't ask me who with, cos I don't know )