Gemmill

Here stupid cunts. I think we'll win.

What a fucking shitshow this lot are.

We were recommended this and it is fucking bang average ITV fare. Just started season 2 and we were mostly talking over how cartoonish and just plain weird most of the characters are.

Part of the reason I think we'll continue to see him in the team is cos Howe won't want to jeopardise his WC chances. Not that I'm saying he isn't worthy of a start at CB mind. I just hope Hall is back at LB as soon as possible.

On gardening leave and pursuing other opportunities is what they'd say regardless of the circumstances. The timing would suggest that the new CEO wants his own man in the role.

No great loss to humanity.

Another one bites the dust. I assume Hopkinson has been unimpressed, maybe?!

Think it was Alex. I watched it off his recommendation too.

No they're his "friends".

Skipping breakfast is as much effort as I'm prepared to put in. Macro goals on top of that is not happening!

He's too emotional at the minute. He's Toontastic's Bruno, minus the charm and charisma.

Colleagues I can believe Dave, but let's not get fucking silly with the friends talk.

Craig must run PL fan focus groups, he's always just been talking to a fan of the exact club he wants to make a point about. Not that I'm suggesting anything untoward, you understand!

John Lewis have put their Christmas ad out. It's the new start to the Christmas season as a load of cunts moan on about the number of non white people on it. I haven't seen it tbf and I'm not on social media to listen to the whining, but I'm happy to just assume that's what's happening.

Nah I could eat from the minute I get up tbh. I fucking LOVE breakfast. My ancestors must have all been noble men whilst yours were scratting about for their next meal.

Exactly! 4am I woke up today. Fucking 8 hours to make it through until lunchtime.

Day 2 in the no breakfast house and the struggle is real. 2 hours until lunchtime... I nearly broke today after walking the dog in stinking rain first thing. But you all know me better than that.

Fine if she hits the wealthy too. At the end of the day, we've all been living the deterioration of the country for the past 20 years and simultaneously voting in the party that has been promising us low taxes, and look where that's got us. More tax for a country that actually works is fine with me. It's the making it work part that needs to happen next though.

I'm fine with paying more taxes as long as they go after the super rich too. If it's all focused on normal people again, they can fuck off. There was talk of a 20% tax on the rich leaving the country. Sounds good. Hit them with a tax uplift and if they try to run off elsewhere, take it off them on the way out.

Just the image of you opening up a single pair of socks for Christmas.

Aye, unfortunately and understandably they're currently of the view that it can't be worse than the last bloke. And they're probably right, but fucking hell that bloke will drain any joy out of the place given the time.

Mate, these fucking idiots cannot resist stupid pun runs like this. It's absolutely the worst thing about this place, it's like being stuck in a room with ten of this cunt...

Get her a Bonehead signature epiphone guitar.