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His minute by minute derby day review is canny - http://www.nufcthreatlevel.com/ That's mint. Just spotted myself on the screen grab aswell.

Got the Pre Mackem Tension way earlier than normal this year like. Been feeling a bit churney since Tuesday. 7am start in town themorra morning, nee way I'm going over there sober for this one, got a bad feeling about it so the more numb I am the better. That said, I never feel good before a derby and don't often go over there sober either so..

Aye, came yesterday. If you've got anyone in your friends and family list, check it hasn't gone to one of thiers, cos even though it's supposed to be bust there's been a fuck on with them sending tickets to random houses etc.

Work tugether with a spurtual guidance councillor and I'm sure you'll reach a happy ending.

Seaman in the nets? Oh cum on now. That was wank. That's open to mass debate. Nobody's got the balls.

Seaman in the nets? Oh cum on now. That was wank.

Mint. Slow day yesterday like, CT?

Oops, beaten by Brock by like, literally 17 minutes.

'I'm loving *insert something fucking crap here* at the minute.' The bastardisation of the word literally to emphasise a point.

Remember this..? Never saw this at the time..

Love it. Think I'll start watching it over again theneet. EDIT: The bit in the first series where Wayne is teaching Barry how to pull is fucking brilliant. 'Excyawz me.. would you loike to come back to our hut?'

Aye, I noticed that when they first swapped it all over to the new system. Don't think it's owt to worry about though. I think prettymuch everyone I've spoken to has the same team written in there, regardless of the amount of points they have or whatever.

Feel guilty for posting this but.. Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. 'Am I getting special treatment because of my fame?' she asks. St. Peter replies, 'No, we're still waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot..'

I've got a video of those from Goals on Sunday, quality is really good. I'll hoy them on Youtube.

Aye that's prettymuch what I've just done when I turned a corner before and suddenly realised there were temporary traffic lights accompanied by a mile long queue.

Corden. (Although that worked to my advantage in a bar last year) Jack Black but I always question this one. Apparently it's the 'mannerisms and facial expressions' that do it.

Sorry Laz, but I can see Gareth Southgate in her face and it's putting me right off!

Normally hate it when people keep quoting pictures, but this.. whey, this is mint.

The idea that ST Holders are whiter than white and all general sale people are scum.. howay man! It's two seperate issues anyway though. This has clearly been done because it'll generate money, and the Darlo bother has created the excuse they needed to do it. Simple as that. I wouldn't put it past them to have done this at one point or another anyway.

Love that! Pun intended. It's ace I sense a volley!