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A naa that man, yer big pissheed! Bilson still got my vote as it happens. I think that's who I voted for the last time, which was years ago. Bilson is bang tidy tbf. You've always had taste in spite of all the odds, argos bling, Elvis sideburns etc. Whey that's as close to a compliment as I'll get off you, you lanky streak! EDIT: Bling and sideburns have gone by the way, just in case anyone is busy painting a mental picture of that radge lad who won the lottery.

A naa that man, yer big pissheed! Bilson still got my vote as it happens. I think that's who I voted for the last time, which was years ago.

Fucking love her like. A fine choice indeed.

Nah, but if you write to him..

Absolutely. Up until last year, there was on old couple used to sit in front of me. If I ever got animated I used to try and keep the swearing down a bit, as on the odd occasion I went too far I'd normally get a clip off the old woman. Anyway, in that game a couple of seasons ago when Martins picked that bird up and took it off the pitch, she spins round, casual as fuck, and announces loudly: 'That's brilliant, isn't it? He's picked that skill up from years of having to chase his dinner about in the sand.' Everyone around us chuckled, possibly in disbelief. Then nothing else was said. Not sure what the reaction would have been if that had been a young lad after a few pints that had said that, mind.

Going to Coachella next month, so a pick of this lot:- Hope there's something good on elsewhere while the Kings of Leon are ruining things.

Tounge is clearly hanging out of the mouth of that smiley, tbh.

Sweetleftpeg. That's it.

All will have been mentioned anyway, but my personal gripes.. What NJS has just said. People who don't indicate. Especially at roundabouts, and if it's when they're pulling out of a parking space on a main road. People who drive stupidly fast in a 30 but equally people who drive stupidly fucking slow when they really should get thier foot down. People who tailgate but then refuse to overtake when it is perfectly safe and legal to do so and carry on drving up your arse. Pricks.

Nee bother! I might have a couple on the PC at home like, I'll have a look when I get in later.

Fuck off.

The Geordie lad in Green Street trying to be a cockney. Terrible.

Strikes me as the kind of person who gets confused about where the ringings coming from when someone phones him.

This looks mental. Especially the thumbs up.

I rang him once when I was mortal. Won a signed CD. Didn't realise he meant signed by him instead of the band like!

Aye rights, you came accross really well there like. Nice one!

Haven't heard it yet but fair play for going on and that, Stevie. I'll listen to it when you hoy it up. I'm shit at stuff like that. Got collared by 5Live coming out of St. Mary's after that 3-3 draw under Robson. Bloke just rammed the mic in my face and asked for an opinion. Fuck naas what I said. I never heard it. Same thing happened at Alkmaar. Dutch TV bloke did the same thing, I understood what he said perfectly, but I just froze. To be fair I was several cakes to the wind that time like.

Great them like. Do some tabata rowing on it if you get it, look it up on google. Haven't done it as part of my plan for a while but my fitness rocketed when I used to do it regularly.

I love Glasgow. Always had a good time there. If people in bars (usually older) start ball aching about whether I prefer Celtic or Rangers, I just say I don't care and support Newcastle. That usually changes the conversation to whether we're good or shit. Either that or you get some verbal abuse. Just got to ignore it. Bouncers in Glasgow can be a nightmare mind, that's true. Some of them will keep you talking for five minutes before telling you to try somewhere else. Not agressively like, but it's still a pain. There's a bar up there that I have never been able to get in yet, but I'll keep trying!

Great song from a great album that, IMO.

How it compares in size to America. Fuuuck!

I feel guilty for calling Townsville a shithole now. Not that I'm an expert on structures or owt either, but I can see a fair few houses in Cairns getting totally destroyed. They didn't exactly look rock solid. Especially the ones on stilts. Hope it passes with minimum casualties.

They keep trying to rope me into one of them like, which I might do soon just to shut them up. It does look quite good but they do it in different difficulties in our place, and the top level on a Friday night looks canny painful. If you have a look through the window everyone has a proper nasty grimace on. Like they're holding in a log. I did Body Pump once, that was canny, but it's always fully booked now.