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Pics of Bullseye contestants..

For the sake of clawing relatively little of my reputation back, can I just point out that they were both in one ear, and I was young an impressionable at the time.

Twat.

Aye, there's loads of mad bastards use the Metro like. I tend not to use it very much since I got the car, but I used to use it every day for work and the gym. There's a reason I invested in an iPod and some excellent headphones. Obviously There's always the knackerheed bairns with thier shit music, but other notable characters include:- The crazy bint with all the dogs in a wheelie trolley. The tramp who is always off his box on glue and smells like a human pritt stick. Always has a murderous face on but has never uttered a word to anyone when I've seen him. The other tramp who has had the same coat for what must be pushing 20 years. Yet another tramp with a surprised face and permanent saliva bungee bouncing off his chin. Tries to speak but has never quite made it. Probably my favourite, the old man who has tourettes. Totally harmless, but I once watched him try with all his might to stop himself from gan off it with a couple of kids. They'd got on and put thier feet up on the seats, which you could see was a soruce of ire for the bloke. He made a lot of strange noises and was violently shuffling about. Sort of like he had a hamster up his jacksie. Eventually he just gave in and went nnnnnnnn AAARGHGET YER FEET OFF THE SEATS YOU PAIR OF SCRUFFY WANKERS! *cough* They were quite young like so I don't think they'd even thought about setting about him. They just looked at him, looked at eachother, looked at me, and got off at the next stop. Saw him a few weeks ago actually kicking off about spilled milkshake, or as he referred to it 'PINK MESS FROM CUNTS!'

Also Vaccines & The Foos. Aal nice and loud with the windows open and a nice breeze flowing through the office.

Mint.

Cheers hulk.

Where do you acquire these treedmill workouts like, Scotty boy? Doing an extra day a week in the gym so these could be handy to fill the time.

Scored!

Pen to us!

We had originally booked an apartment in December 2010 for April 2011, but the owner was being a titbag so I had to find a hotel with about a month and a half to spare! Obviously I wouldn't leave it that late, but there did seem to be rooms available most of the time. Mind, I don't know if this is true but I had been told Spring was one of the quieter times to go, it might be different on the run up to Christmas like!

More paragraphs than a Lee Ryder article here, but nontheless:- The above is good advice indeed. Took me a while to find one that could accomodate us as we had an awkward number of people, but there were loads of hotels that were relatively cheap and still in decent places. We ended up in one on West 80th St. (Upper West Side, obviously!) that had a Subway stop 2 minutes away on Broadway, took no time at all to get anywhere from there. It wasn't mind blowing but the rooms locked, the staff were cushty, the beds were comfy, the shower worked and the area was mint. The Subway is a piece of piss to use by the way, just get a card from the machine and top it up. Not that expensive either. Map is easy enough to suss out fairly quickly aswell. We used it a fair bit but also did loads of walking as you would expect. The only thing that you need to watch for is late night trains that don't stop everywhere, but for that theres always a taxi. Speaking of walking, if you get the chance, get the Subway up to the top of Central Park and walk all the way through it to the bottom. Great way to sort yourself out after a late night. As for tourusty stuff, we did most of the usual. Loads of people will tell you to do the Top of the Rock thing because it's cheaper, the queues are shorter and the view is better. That may be but personally I've wanted to go up the Empire State since I was a kid, so that's what I did. Queuing can be a pain but America insist on making you feel like you're less in a queue, more being entertained before the main event. Being English however, you will probably see through it and get bored quickly! We didn't go to Liberty Island, we just looked at it from Battery Park. As previously mentioned you can get the Staten Island ferry for nowt and it goes past the statue anyway. It was pissing it down though so we went to the pub. We basically spent all day sightseeing and all night wandering around from bar to bar in different areas each night. It was fucking superb.

Aye Stevie I remember the porn star one like, didn't realise that was him! Hadn't seen the other one. What a fucking lunatic

I was just ganna say this, and add that have you noticed how if he asks one of the black lads he says 'Are you training today BRO?' Just been browsing his tweets before like, what a fucking basket. Mind, he's basically told anything with a fanny that he's 36, horny as fuck and has a free house. Fair play.

Cab, aye?

Fuck a duck, that's mental! Glad yer both alreet though. Hopefully they'll both get what they deserve.

Mind, if he tries that in a few years when he's a bit older, he'll get fucking decked.

Went when we played there in 2006. Nice place to be honest, but spent the majority of the time in and out of various bars so couldn't say much culture wise. People were alreet but when we were there, a bit concerned about the presence of english football fans. It was cheap at the time, I only took about a ton and it lasted 3 days nee bother.

Brain is completely fucked. Was in Paris Fri - Mon for a festival and haven't drank or spent so much in such a short space of time for ages. Had a superb weekend. But, I'm a pallbearer (is that reet?) at my Aunties funeral tomorra, so I have conflicting moods at present!

Not 'punk' but System Of A Down's bassist has a mental beard and match the angel bit, maybe it's them?

Whiney bint but a marvellous set of tits, basically. Aye canny all round. Definitely wanted to give Wayne a portion I reckon. Dennis' bird though in Spain she had teeth like Borussia Dortmund's top, oh dear. Mint. Actually, I remember being fucking gutted at the clip of Brenda when the 3rd series started. I was hoping she'd have aged canny well, but instead she'd basically melted.

Whiney bint but a marvellous set of tits, basically.