Gejon

I've seen Jimmy Carr. He's good, very fast but too many peadophile jokes for me. I thought he was brilliant.

Two wrongs make a right?

Pretty sure this lad/these lads are from N-O so you may just want to disregard everything they have done

Get laid while you're at it, it might calm you down.

have.

Apart from one cross he actually looks like he has an allergy to using his left foot, even dribbling it was with the outside of his right boot Wouldn't call him two footed.

Took me a while, was looking for the one rolling about on the floor Still a brilliant player despite being a stroppy twat.

My mates step brother

They picked it up from either the Spanish radio programme that originally reported or the spanish media who picked it up shortly after so there could be legs.

Transfer funds tbh.

Doing "basement" sessions at the moment which is absolutely brutal. We do sprint training, sledge hammer, then flipping/running/spring squats etc on a tyre, then running with a tyre tied to you. Also do some bag work, press ups off these bars and a few other bits. My body was fucked last week. Lost 4 pounds this week after initially thinking I had gained 3

My trainer is 46 and in better shape than most 20 year olds. Don't think age really matters. Never been a fan of WW seeing soo many women at work on it, lose a load of weight then get even fatter than they were in the first place when they can't keep it up. What you say about it giving you a kick start/learning things is a good point though CT. You could probably find out more looking around the net though. Good luck.

Yep

I guess you managed it?

Yep, same. We won't get each other anything because as you say, we don't need some commercialised event to spark stuff like this.

Think people need to stop being a dick to DEADMAN, it's like a fucking playground full of wannabe bullies in this thread. Kevin deserves all the shit he gets because he brings it on himself. DEADMAN seems a decent lad, has a few problems which he has mentioned a couple of times so trying to take the piss out of him is a bit low

I thought it was brilliant in Snatch

Stings Geordie accent in any film or tv he has ever done.

Vodafone pay their call centre workers £50k+ a year?

3 days, tops.

Don't worry, they would have sold Kevin baking powder. He still would have been "buzzing" though.

This has happened again, my mate (Spurs fan) sent me a message saying "Mate, heard the rumours?" and hasn't replied since

He's doing a pretty shit job

Is it, you know, that thing?