TheMoog

Exactamundo.

To be honest they could do with reassuring the players that things are moving so that some of the better ones that would like to stay don't start getting itchy feet.

They are so obsessed it's not even funny. Sad but true, they've got many years to catch up on I suppose

... it's starting to grow on me, I actually don't dislike it.

Yeah, I like yours better

Work shy little leech

He should be honoured such an illustrious club are interested in him

They mean gave a wave from the bench

You're 15, I wouldn't expect anything else from a kid who only knows what the general media spout

... nasty Laser Eye Surgery Video

Bah, I come back from my honeymoon and still there's nothing happening... if anything things seem to be going in reverse (if that's even possible!). And what's this about Houghton being made manager? Ashely really is a fat c*nt isn't he? At least I've got all the wedding presents to go through yet, it should give me a distraction for a bit longer. On a side note, I was stood next to Ant McPartlin and his missus in the Airport in Majorca yesterday, poor bloke looked proper rough... I think it's even getting to him and his ever-present Saturday night cheerfulness

Never one to offer the asking price or near to it either is our Freddy, even to get the deal through quickly.

Top fucking 7 club? Our facilities are on par with the very best, cheeky bastard

Hehe, cheers again guys. I'm having a brief lull at the mo so I thought I'd pop online for a bit - it'll all get chaotic soon enough, wedding's at 3pm, need to be at the church for just after 2pm... getting a bit peckish so I might go grab some lunch, can't do a speech on an empty stomach

They say marriage is an Institution. They say crazy folk are put in an Institution. So you've been committed eh? Aye, that'll be right And thanks Canofbeans, I'll need it! Lol.

Didn't they nickname him Fred West? Quality.

I bleed black and white, everyone knows i'm a Geordie etc etc cunt... He can't help himself, old Judas Bruce is a super cunt and always has been - I'm more of a Geordie than he is and I was born in bloody Lincolnshire! I hope he realises he's burnt his bridges with Newcastle forever now, the only thing I suppose is it might spur him on to do better just to show what he could have done for us... I doubt it'll matter too much though, he'll never have the success or following that Sir Bobby or the Keegler had.

Cheers guys, bloody typical it's raining where I am but only lightly and they reckon it'll be gone by the time the wedding kicks off! I've told someone to keep me up-to-date with the England scores, I can live with missing an International - if we'd been playing the wedding would have been on a different day Looking forward to the honeymoon, lol

Yep, can but hope that it's true - I'm getting married in 14hrs(ish), it'd be a great wedding present

That they have to rely on a Geordie to get them anywhere? Bless em.

Stuff contributing to his bloody wages, that's what happened at Leeds and see where it got them - Fat Sam can take him as he is, useless fat prick.

This

'Mugs'? ...I'm getting an image of some weedy little fella trying to sound like that fat bloke in The Football Factory

It's what she deserved

Mike's American? The BBC reporting at it's finest