TheMoog

Yep and as Tom says that could not happen with KK here, any media circus/ witchhunt would be tenfold the next time. You're right of course. How difficult can it be to find an owner who isn't a classless, lying rattlesnake, a manager who isn't an indisciplined, foul mouthed, out of touch & out of his depth, lying, throwback and players that aren't always on the front pages because they can't keep it in their pants/ keep their fists down/ stay off the ale/ drive properly etc. etc...? The media circus and everything else outside the club can go to hell as far as I'm concerned, I'd have Keegan back in a heartbeat - though it'd be pointless without the right backing, any lies from the board and he'd be off again.

The cure may well be more damaging than the disease. I'm really not sure we can remain as a Premiership side on a £0 budget, especially as our decline will hit income anyway (never mind everything else going on economically in the UK). At the end of the day there's no fun to be had watching your team lose, so plodding along just making ends meet makes a nothing of a club which even without rose tinted glasses should be a lot better off than they currently find themselves - it's a sad, sad day that we are in this predicament, if there truly is a curse on St James' and the club then surely it's shown it's ugly head to it's full extent now... relegation would just about kill us off totally and utterly.

I've decided all this crap at the club is seriously depressing me throughout the rest of my life at the mo, sad as it sounds I think supporting our club is bad for your health!

Damnit Jonny, I get a lump in my throat every time I hear that Coldplay song now!

Ahhh, wouldn't it be nice...

That article hits every nail smack on there head, for the national press to eventually be picking it up things must be blatantly obvious to everyone else at long last - I think the end really is nigh.

Errr... ar ethey saying that Allardyce should have stayed and that he's doing a great job at Blackburn? That really is shit journalism, the bit about Ashley being clueless though is about right.

Lucky, lucky bastards

have a word fella Yeah, much better if Ashley was stood at the side watching and Kinnear lost control and ran him down, Kinnear's alright, it's not his fault the Fat Cunt put him in charge.

I can't help but wonder whether Mort saw all this coming and didn't want to appear like a lying twat by leaving from being the club's mouthpiece.

If only the national newspapers could be this on the ball!!!!

I kind of feel like a battered housewife, unable to leave the cunt who's hitting her because of misguided love.

You know, I am honestly thinking that the Fat Cunt really doesn't give two shits what happens to the club - I think he's written off the money like a bad gambling debt and is having his fun by watching it all turn to shit. Revenge on his part for the fans ruining his ability to watch the team he owns from the stands, I think he's loving every minute of watching us squirm.

Basically... we're fucked.

Of course Big Sam was way too clever for us, what an amazing manager he is...

... it's never his fault is it

I just don't know what to think anymore, so many times we wanted Shepherd out but all those of you who said it were spot on when you said that it was a case of better the devil you know. I'm close to cracking, I've never been this depressed about the club, not even when Souness was in charge.

At 18 he should be able to handle playing for the first team.

Sometimes I really worry about you guys... ... but Beckham for me.

Aye, but if he's going to be out of contract in 6 months he might as well move on, I'm sure there'd be some incentives anyway. Be interesting to see how many of these rumoured transfer targets we actually get, I'm not holding my breath.

While that was an immensely shit performance I'd still like to think it's unlikely that we'd go down, there's still at least three teams worse than us.

Lol, Kinnear and Brown sent to the stands

Fucks sake, not another moralistic load of old bollocks thread

So it turns out it was an impact from the frozen contents of a plane's chemical toilet.

More chance of knitting fog