Smooth Operator

On a copy or original?

I place the blame firmly at the feet of our embarrassing chairman, 2 major decisions I think that totally sent us in the wrong direction. First one being a few season's ago when Robson was in charge and all he was allowed to bring in over the summer was Lee Bowyer on a free when we were in a strong position to challenge for trophies and keep the momentum going from the previous season, we've been in decline ever since. Second decision was sacking Robson and in turn bringing in Souness. This speaks for itself as we fall ever closer to the bottom three, don't think we'll ever get there but Fat Fred is on drugs if he thinks there's even the remotest chance of getting a European place!

I'll have you know I'm a proper head board breaker! Was riding a lass last night, from Heaton, had a water bed, must be the only lass in Heaton with a water bed like. Said her bloke was a fetish freak and he like the sound of the waves it made as it reminded him of his childhood floating down the Tyne in his "Moses" basket!

14 to 15 year old girls, sounds like heaven!

They won't know for certain until they do an autopsy, sounds like a heart attaack. http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews...ws/13705396.htm 84176[/snapback] Shame for him. 84180[/snapback] Nah, he's probably not bothered tbh.

Aye that was him, he died cos his heart stopped beating and therefore he stopped breathing.

Actor Chris Penn has been found dead in his flat in California, he was only 40. No more nice guy Eddie!

Who the fuck is this Foot Soldier?! What an almighty knob-twiddler. And before you start FS i don't belong to any cliques.

Foul throw! Maybe he was a 'keeper. 83728[/snapback] Nah he was an outfield player, striker I think. Might effect his leverage for getting up for headers and high fives after scoring but he should still be able to play. 83729[/snapback] might not be able to run as fast by getting momentum from his arms? 83747[/snapback] Or wank as fast for that matter!

Foul throw! Maybe he was a 'keeper. 83728[/snapback] Nah he was an outfield player, striker I think. Might effect his leverage for getting up for headers and high fives after scoring but he should still be able to play.

Saw on Gazzetta Football Italia a story about a Paraguay player from a Serie B side who'd been in a car crash and had had to have one of his arms amputated. THey said his career was over now. If this bloke can play with one eye I'd have thought perhaps you could still play with one arm???

Difference is Hawkins can spell millennium!

OK, i've been fucking you lass for the last 4 months. Happy now!?

That fat cunt can't do anything right. It's a sad state of affairs when we can't even afford to get rid of the jock twat and his so called coaches!

Bet the poor bastards had a thick crusty brown coating on them. 83488[/snapback] You tell me, It's you I'm talking about 83489[/snapback] That was my way of telling you without the rest of the forum finding out I like a bit of Richard Gere animal bum fun, you thick bastard!

Bet the poor bastards had a thick crusty brown coating on them.

Bet the semen was flowing in your gaff on Saturday night! 83415[/snapback] You know me to well, kept a bit in reserve for her pudding though 83481[/snapback] She'd probably been sucking wok all night at the chinkies and couldn't be bothered by the time she got in tbh! 83483[/snapback] Even if she had my spring roll still got deep fried in fanny batter 83484[/snapback] Good work, she must be a right flucking plick to let you in though!

Bet the semen was flowing in your gaff on Saturday night! 83415[/snapback] You know me to well, kept a bit in reserve for her pudding though 83481[/snapback] She'd probably been sucking wok all night at the chinkies and couldn't be bothered by the time she got in tbh!

Little mental work out? Is Wacky down the gym? Got 19 so far, genius!

David Pleats name was doing the rounds in a Sunday paper as a director of football, Star I think. We'd need to employ a chauffuer if he came here though cos he'd no doubt get his license taken off him after a late night kerb crawling trip to the Boro.

Can't stop getting into trouble at work ever since they told me they couldn't make my detached duty permanant! This time a lass I work with has had to take her Rabbit to the vets cos it gots something lodged in it's mouth. They may have to put it down if they can't remover it. So we were in a team meeting and I asked if they were gonna kill her rabbit, seeing as she’s been on the phone to the vet twice that morning I figured she would have known by now. She took this in good humour. Throughout my boring team meeting I was doodling as per usual and drew a sketch of a vet taking a pistol to the rabbit with the words RIP BUGS BUNNY above. I was very proud of my sketch and showed the girl concerned when we returned to our desks. She didn’t take this in good humour, to the extent she told me to “Fuck off you twat!”. Charming!

Bet the semen was flowing in your gaff on Saturday night!

Wacky's on holiday in Bavaria as we speak, he likes his lamposts too!

Obviously haven't read the Rancid Turds thread, gold imo 82299[/snapback] I don't think thats her bag tbh. Bit prim and proper is Lou.

Aye he's just apeing around, up to a bit of monkey business and all that. But he's tred on a bit of a banana skin now the coppers are involved!