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Nailed on they'll fuck this up and he'll still be there to oversee the hammering off Leicester

Good a place as any to find a vintage coach

Grow a beard, get a tan and give up bacon, house and free money awaits

Stael (who's streams/movies etc were always good) appears to have disappeared from Phoenix

Where can I get one of those little red books so I can swot up on Labour policy ????

Going to a gig Once flew down from Aberdeen on Bonfire night, was canny in flight entertainment

Could be approaching a canny time to think about flogging my Star Wars autographs

Football is dead as a contact sport, it's pathetic, any contact is now a free kick, it's beyond fucking shite.

A Seminole moment

They should have heeded the Warninks

Even if Icke had "kept it real" 25 years ago there was much more limited news availability, the establishment could have kept a lid on/marginalised him with or without lizards tbh.

How do you think the unthinkable ? With an itheberg

They really rate Woodman jnr evidently, they won't let Woodman go under "unpleasant" circumstances in case it pisses off the kid.

I have disposed of 4 rats this year I suppose they equate to about 40 mackem people.

Thanks folks, getting too old to count them now !!

Good stuff HF, you do have a stats crypt don't you

HF, if you have the data to hand in your crypt of stats (and yes I imagine it has a hammer horror type creaking door). What is McLarens record at the clubs he's been at in last few years compared to the previous incumbent at those clubs ?? I think that would be a more appropriate comparison than Boro from 10+ years ago. What effect, good or bad, did Schteve have on clubs he was retained by.

It's nothing like being sacked though, if your contract is ending and there's been no discussion's about a new one, it's pretty obvious you're not staying somewhere. Unless they've been strung along it's a bit of a nothing story tbh.

Labour don't know what they are any more and that is their problem.

Just watched Being Human, seasons 1-5, sounded incredibly naff as a concept (a Vampire, Ghost and Werewolf share a house) but frankly it was bloody excellent, good drama with laugh out loud and very subtle comedy moments. Another very good series the BBC made but killed off way too soon. Wankers.

Aye, it's Scotland's fault that England is Tory. FFS

In what circumstances would he not press the button ?? If he meant even in retaliation for a nuclear attack on this country he's a fucking buffoon, although we knew that already. Of course it's a deterrent, we certainly wouldn't use it pre-emptively but unless its part of a global disarmament, we should absolutely replace it. Maybe if we cut our foreign aid down to reflect the size of country we are now we could afford to replace trident over a few years for basically free. As an example, we pay Pakistan around £400Mill a year in aid, they have nukes and have just developed/deployed their own pilotless armed drone, there, amongst other places, would be a good place to start.

That really wasn't the crux of his point tbh

http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2015/04/trident-an-election-problem/

Guns are bad