Craig

That’s my point. If this happened to someone like Bruno and the Mackems made fun of it we’d be livid and rightly so - it’s a cunt’s trick. It’s a fucking horrendous injury that we should wish on no professional footballer irrespective of which team he plays for. I wish him a speedy and successful recovery.

Forget the team involved, Stewart’s ruptured his Achilles tendon. It’s fucking horrendous and at least a year on the sidelines. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

I'm not overtly superstitious, but things like this really piss me off. Talk about setting us up for a fall.

With respect, it's a big 'if' and absolutely no guarantee we will finish in the top 4. I'd be very surprised if the club were planning for a summer with CL revenue on the forecast. Wood leaving was the catalyst for us going for Gordon IMO. Had he not gone to Forest I doubt we'd have had any incoming at all.

I strongly suspect that if we sign Gordon that will be our only business in this window. More spend now will result in less during the summer when availability will be better. As for Anthony Gordon, he's been the standout shining light in a really shit Everton side over the past 18 months and he's only 21. There's been flashes of brilliance in that time and I can only see the coaching of Howe et al taking him to the next level. Personally I think it's a great signing and sits right in the mould of the squad we're building.

Pretty much agree with Fish. His time at Everton is done. Their fans will not forget him missing training. He's heading for the exit and it's just a case of how much they can get for him.

Murphy and Lascelles have both been at it this season. Good to see - let the fuckers hate us.

I've edited it to put the current position of each opponent next to it. The last 2 games of the season could be interesting - Wolves & Bournemouth currently occupying the places directly above them. I reckon Southampton, Everton & Bournemouth will go. Wolves to escape by the skin of their teeth.

Oh don't get me wrong, I salute the title and the use of 'rabblement'. Quite liking the thought we're known as the masters of shithousery in the league now though. We're no longer everyone's favourite second club .... good!

Aye, but since then they've lost Richarlison who, despite being a cunt was pretty useful in that campaign. They replaced him with Maupay.

disappointed 'shithousery' wasn't shoehorned in tbh.

And their remaining fixtures are: Arsenal (H) - 1st Liverpool (A) - 9th Leeds (H) - 15th Villa (H) - 11th Forest (A) - 13th Brentford (H) - 8th Chelsea (A) - 10th Spurs (H) - 5th Man Utd (A) - 4th Fulham (H) - 7th Palace (A) - 12th Newcastle (H) - 3rd Leicester (A) - 14th Brighton (A) - 6th Man City (H) - 2nd Wolves (A) - 17th Bournemouth (H) - 18th Villa, Forest, Leicester Wolves and Bournemouth they may get something, the rest of the games though, I can't see it.

Nice one, I thought it'd be the case but wanted to check with someone who knows what they're talking about. Cheers KCG.

Yeah mate - receiver and transmitter. This is the model - same as already there, it's just a different frequency band but still UHF. SAMSON CONCERT 88X HANDHELD SYSTEM (W/ CL6) (K) : Amazon.co.uk: Musical Instruments & DJ

With all due respect to Dyche, he's a lower-half PL / upper-half Championship manager and is representative of what Everton are as a club these days so a good fit. Some distance from the days when they had Ancelotti as manager. It was a huge coup for them.

No chance IMO. I agree he's got the ability to organise but I think realistically, Everton need to be planning for a season in the Championship - the damage is already done. They have played and lost to too many teams around them and they've done no business in the transfer window.

Bet he can't name the firm.

Is anyone here clued up on UHF radio microphones? I think I know the answers but want re-assurance before I proceed. I run the pub quiz down my local and we use a radio mic system. Last Sunday the microphone was left on the bar, got knocked off and, well ...... it's now an ex-microphone. The frequency of the receiver and the mic is 606-630MHz (Band F I think!). The pub bought a replacement mic but got one that is Band H 494-518MHz so wasn't compatible and has been returned. I've now found a 'like-for-like' complete system on Amazon for a reasonable price only it's on 470-494MHz (Band K?!). If I did a complete replacement there shouldn't be any issue with it being a different frequency, should there?

BTW I still struggling to get my head around the notion that NUFC have anything but a shambolic defence, let alone the best defence of all top 5 European leagues. It's absolutely unreal.

Yep - being objective about it, they have the better attack, we have a far superior defence. We need to break through them early and make them chase the game. That's if both of us actually get there

What has Lincoln ever done to you?

....or Deep England?

It'll certainly be an even match up, unlike the finals of 98 & 99.

I stopped getting angry at Talksport about 15 years ago when it was clear they report from a position of shock factor to entice people to phone in an argue with them. What's ridiculous is the presenters contradict themselves show to show. You could probably splice a few clips of Jordan together and make it look like he's having an argument with himself. Objective reporting seems to be a dying art. They're no Peter Jones.