Craig

Stock levels since we've gone back to adidas have been absolutely shocking, like.

Something cat-like thing that's wide open? Are we still referring to Gemmill's cat, or now back on to his running neighbour?

Could be from a murderous cat.

You'd have got longer odds if you'd gone for a Spurs win.

Restraining order on it's way, no doubt.

I keep looking for the white pre-match jackets. Rarer than rocking horse shit, them things.

McCoist is mint. Far from being a commentator, he's a bloke watching a football match with his mates. Some of the stuff he comes out with is absolutely hilarious and not at all scripted. Fletcher and Ferdinand however can get in the fucking bin.

Marinakis has withdrawn control of Nottingham Forest but still owns the club. Assume this is due to him owning Olympiacos and there being a strong possibility both teams will be in next season's Champions League and therefore creates a conflict of interest. Nottingham Forest: Evangelos Marinakis withdraws control of club but will remain as owner | Football News | Sky Sports

"Yeah it's on my phone, and my car was in the vicinity, but it wasn't me..." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvg93k0950pt?post=asset%3A069c1f36-60c8-4178-8621-45c3978fd13d#post

Mark Francois is a fucking parody, man. Whilst it's difficult to deny his French ancestry on the paternal side, it's not pointed out enough that his Mam was an Italian au pair. Yet he has an absolute dislike for anything not British!

Or landfill.

It's Danny Murphy, man. Probably did a few lines of coke before authoring that nonsense. Rehab clearly didn't work.

Best not PM (or DM!) him for tips on reverse parking, however.

He's not even the best midfielder on Merseyside. If I was Szoboszlai, I'd be insulted.

I see Chelsea properly choking. I can't see them getting anything from either Liverpool or us and I think home advantage might work in Forest's favour on the final day.

Which we’re currently about 16 ahead of them on. I can’t see them reeling that in over 4 games.

She's called it a 'hostile and political act' and questioning why they didn't call out Biden's inflation hikes, all whilst holding up a printed photo of Bezos. Stupid fucking bint! It's not 3 months since she was making a big song and dance about the fact all the tech giants (inc. Bezos) were at the inauguration. This fucking administration.

Team Trump getting pissy with Bezos over plans to display how much tariffs are adding to product costs on the Amazon e-commerce website. Bessent and (in particular) Leavitt getting well spiky. She's an absolute piece of work.

It's alright lads we've got the lowdown on Day 1 Courtroom DRAMA right here. 'Bad Blood', eyeballing and verbals in court, no less

Just caught up with the rest of the proceedings - these dickheads must be defending themselves. There's no way someone in the legal profession can recommend they plead not guilty in the face of that level of evidence. I mean they've got Metadata of the grainy footage of a tree being felled by a chainsaw that was created at the precise coordinates of Sycamore Gap. Fucking melons!

According to wikipedia he died in 1992 aged 40.

Fair comment

I was reading the court transcripts on this earlier. They got a forester with 35 years of experience working for the Forestry Commission who confirmed it didn't just bear the hallmarks of recognised tree-felling techniques, but he reckoned the pair of clowns were knowledgeable enough to know that the notch they cut would ensure it would fall onto Hadrian's Wall. Absolute fucking muppets. I still don't get what the fuck they got from this.

There's a few of them in and around my area - not as many as there are Spurs fans, mind you, but enough. They're waaaaay too cocky about this. citing that they beat them 2-0 in the group stages back in October. They go a bit quiet when I point out we've put 5 goals past them this season with none in return and that, by that reasoning, they should be looking to expect an absolute ass whooping at the Emirates next month. Cunts.

Right, for the run in, and being conservative with predictions, I'm going with the following: GW34 Forest v Brentford - HOME WIN GW35 Man City v Wolves - HOME WIN Villa v Fulham - HOME WIN Arsenal v Bournemouth - HOME WIN Brighton v Newcastle - DRAW Chelsea v Liverpool - AWAY WIN Palace v Forest - DRAW GW36 Southampton v Man City - AWAY WIN Bournemouth v Villa - AWAY WIN Newcastle v Chelsea - HOME WIN Forest v Leicester - HOME WIN Liverpool v Arsenal - HOME WIN GW37 Chelsea v Man Utd - HOME WIN Villa v Spurs - HOME WIN West Ham v Forest - AWAY WIN Arsenal v Newcastle - HOME WIN Man City v Bournemouth - HOME WIN GW38 Fulham v Man City - AWAY WIN Man Utd v Villa - DRAW Newcastle v Everton - HOME WIN Forest v Chelsea - DRAW Southampton v Arsenal - AWAY WIN FINAL TABLE 1. Liverpool 94 2. Arsenal 76 3. Man City 73 4. Forest 71 5. Newcastle 69 6. Villa 67 7. Chelsea 64