Craig

Fop man, I've just noticed you changing Manc-mag's name in every single post of his you've quote... Jesus fucking christ, how retarded are you?

Good answer. 10/10 Although as manc-foplite eventually admitted it's not true, maybe Fop should deduct a point as it doesn't really cover all avenues? Have a word with yourself man. Oh, you already are Fop already said it was a good answer, no need to gloat. Talking in the third person... evidently thinks he's Glenn Roeder.

You think Stevie would buy a bag of bricks like?

All over then....

I'm kinda glad it isn't.... I'm off to the Liverpool game, if it was Monday night, I'd have to cancel...

Shola for England?

Are you at all surprised? They ain't called the Yids for nowt....

Why do you say that? Having been to every away game so far this season I can honestly say that the atmosphere at the SOL pisses all over SJP - there is no comparison. I appreciate you're speaking from personal experience.... but I'm not looking forward to Stevie's reply...

As I said, i'm not doing the predictions - the tool is... guess it's going on the basis that Fulham have been on a good run of form comparatively whereas Villa haven't. It'll probably change its mind again after Saturday...

What's more, this same predictor has Liverpool winning the title on GD (+46) from Man United (+39).

OK, just done a slightly different predictor (results are predicated by the tool itself) and it doesn't look good: Stoke (A) - 1-1 - Draw Spurs (A) - 1-2 - Loss Pompey (H) - 0-2 - Loss Liverpool (A) - 0-3 - Loss Boro (H) - 2-1 - Win Fulham (H) - 0-2 - Loss Villa (A) - 2-1 - Win That will leave us 3rd bottom on 36 points with a Goal Difference of -21. In 17th place it has Hull on 37 points with a goal difference of -23. Fuck it's tight

It'll be West Brom, Boro and one of either us or Sunderland. The other team in that equation are going to have quite a celebration me thinks...

There's no flies on you sunshine...

When the fuck did Liverpool (let alone when Dalglish was in charge) win a second 'double'? The only one I know of was 1985/86.

What the fuck are they using him for? Is this why he's be 'unavailable' for so long?

Spot on... Further highlighting the fact that they should have been strengthening in the transfer windows rather than focusing on making money...

I remember being in the 6th form and one of the lads crowing for weeks because he'd got tickets to see Nivana - and really laying it on thick... Didn't believe us for a good few hours that he'd killed himself - thought we were on the wind up. Angry fucker once the penny dropped mind!

Bernie with egg on his face once more.... but he'll deflect the blame elsewhere. It's not necessarily the thunderstorms Dr Ken, it's the failing light. They knew it was going to be dark by the time 2 hours came up but still they persued it - all so Jonny European could watch the race at a 'normal' time. He fails to realise that anyone who is half a fan of the sport would get up to watch it regardless of what time it's on! As for the thing with John Button & DC, I think it's all fun and games. DC is big mates with Jenson and I wouldn't be surprised if DC, being a practical joker, hadn't done something to Button Snr... Don't think it was anything sinister.

In a nutshell... In 1992, Keegan bought Kilcline and everyone laughed. He shored up the defence good and proper though!

Same old Newcastle, always collapsing.....

I can't understand what all the praise is for with regards to him... he's gash and always has been!

Fuck me, I've just gone on the BBC News site and there's an even bigger floral banner saying JADE FROM BERMONDSEY

Propaganda from start to finish. I firmly believe the police were behind this story and as Lord Justice Taylor put in his report, not one witness he spoke to backed up the story and those who reported it and those who published it were ill advised to do so. Absolute bullshit it is. While the police deliberately lied to the media, which led to a few articles in proper papers that were critical (though more 'tame') of Liverpool fans that all got retracted, Kelvin MacKenzie deserves plenty of blame for the article - there's a quote fairly recently (couple of years back I think) where he basically refuses to apologise for it and says essentially 'they deserved it'. He refused to apologise on the grounds that there wasn't concrete proof that what he printed was wrong (he's right!). Still doesn't make him any less of a wanker though. re: the song - I wonder how many so-called Liverpool fans have downloaded that song illegally? I'm not making a sweeping generalisation of Liverpulians per se, this question could be pitched at any incident when a tribute song is released but surely that would question whether they are true fans.

I've got Rambling Minister in the sweep at work. Have thrown too much away on the National for the last couple of years to risk anything more...

Am I seeing things right... does the floral display right down the whole length of the hearse really say GRAN DAUGHTER?? Jesus, how tacky....