Craig

Interesting comments with regards to Wise in this clip from SJH... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7977576.stm

Actually it doesn't... the wording they use is: In no way does it suggest that he'll definitely be back - just states that he's recovering at home.

If they don't make Shearer's position permanent come the summer there'll be hell on IMO. Fine if he decides he doesn't want to extend it but if the club say "thanks Alan but now Joe's fit, we're having him back" they'll get lynched. FWIW I think any physician who signs Kinnear off to come back to this job is a lunatic - it'd be madness!

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If he has truly seen the error of his ways then Ashley may be able to redeem himself but I agree the others definitely have to go...

This fucking club man... I swear there's someone up there determined to take us the edge of hell time and time again then pull us back at the last moment

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Hardly spoilt my day... I think it's pretty evident when Dr Noitt All and uve.vollenvorit@bmw.co.uk are in the text that it's a wind up... Ringing the phone number is worth it for a giggle too...

Didn't we say the same thing back in 1992 when both Wolves and Derby tonked us.... I seem to recall the consensus was "We'll never get anything against Pompey & Leicester.."

There's over 7 weeks to go man Seriously though, it means nothing. Wise may be going because he was going anyway or he may not be going and it may well be just typical 2+2=5 tabloid journalism. And bringing Dowie in doesn't mean it isn't short-term either. There's no way Shearer will agree to anything long-term the way things stand and there's no way Ashley will either. It's all dependent on lots of things. Can you not let me revel in some optimism for a couple of minutes man? It's been a bad season.....

So he's bringing in his own people (Dowie) and manipulating the removal of the old guard (Wise). Hardly sounds like the actions of a man only intending to hang around for 6 weeks.

I haven't felt this excited about an exit since Souness was ousted... Perhaps we need to do another custom banner?

That's my cousin Son of the Aunt who runs the B&B??

Bit presumptious aren't you Stevie?

I wonder if he'd try to get Tommy Craig back involved - was a big reason for the initial success we had under Roeder IMO.

no shit sherlock....

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Matt's done plenty... they're all here (including the bloody head bandage one) http://pagesperso-orange.fr/shearerm4/avatars.shtml

Google in its earliest incarnation.....

Why on earth would that Mackem twat give up the managers job at Hull for us?

It's make or break this season imo. You can forget about rebuilding in the foreseeable if we don't stay up and I can't see him being here next year, should that happen. And there's a good chance he won't be here next season regardless. I think we've got a fighting chance of staying up now though. We've been given the best chance possible. What fucks me off is the brain-dead fuckwits calling into phone-ins calling us delusional Geordies totally losing perspective and expecting us to walk the league. They're fucking clueless man.

They said the whole kit would cost £75. It'll be shorts and socks too. Still a fucking rip off mind....

Happy as a pig rolling around in shit....

Who??