Craig

What a cracker.... You two must be absolutely made up. All the very best to the 3 of you

While we're at it Mascherano obviously learned nothing from his carry on at Old Trafford last season. UEFA should take action for his shenanigans last night. Disgraceful.

Title says "Fantasy manager showdown. Does it not young man?" Aye and your point is? I was answering your question tttt

BTW Tom, the bloke stood next to the goalkeeper (Gary Kelly) in the second to last photo you posted is none other than John Anderson

Fucking hell Andy Thomas looks pissed off in that last one... Anyone need reminding what the Gallowgate bogs were like?

As a manager?? Clough without a shadow of a doubt.

Some more old pics - still don't help you I'm afraid Shints.... That second one is how I remembered the place when I first started going to matches.

Doesn't show the turnstiles but it shows what the old popular side was like at the turn of the last century....

I'm guessing the turnstiles for the popular side were similar in style to how the Gallowgate end was before they demolished it. I might be wrong but as you used to walk up the cobbled street from the Strawberry (forget the name of it), wasn't the wall on your left hand side before you reach the east stand contain remnants of the old turnstiles? Surely just a continuation of that?

Rob won't be able to help you Berb... wrong side of the ground mate. Found this snap of him parking up over on Barrack Road...

He wants to concentrate on understanding why they can turn it on like that in Europe but not in the Premiership. FWIW, Madrid were wank last night as opposed to Liverpool being anything special. It wasn't a penalty but then again they never appealed for it to be - Arbeloa looked as surprised about it as the Madrid players.

Bassong. Earlier in the season it had to be Shay. Who awards this? If it's anyone except the club, they should take irony to a new level and award it to Given...

Are you reading all this ya cockney grease-monkey?? Nobody fucking want's you here - do us all a favour and piss off back to London... I bet your breath stinks like dog shit as well...

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Is the right answer. In any other walk of life, dis-service to the level that they've provided would result in a full refund. Their kegs are obviously filling with shite at the realisation that we more than likely are not re-investing to watch the same garbage next season. Rather than pleading with us, how about listening and getting the fuck out? No it wouldnt. The price of a ticket guarantees you a seat in the stadium to watch a football match in a safe environment. Nothing more. Yeah I know that - I was just expanding somewhat and comparing it perhaps to having a meal in a restaurant... You're a picky sod at times Adam....... but you're right

Get your head out of Jimbo's porn stash young Snakey..... he's fucking gash!

You will see I've filled in the pathetic survey one of your cronies has knocked up in their lunch hour. You may have also observed that I've named Toontastic.net as my primary source for all things Newcastle. No doubt you've deployed one of your henchmen to check us out. In that event, perhaps now is the perfect opportunity to request that you FUCK OFF TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!!! That is all...

Is the right answer. In any other walk of life, dis-service to the level that they've provided would result in a full refund. Their kegs are obviously filling with shite at the realisation that we more than likely are not re-investing to watch the same garbage next season. Rather than pleading with us, how about listening and getting the fuck out?

We'd have 58 points. I know it's theoretical because not every club can achieve maximum points between now and the end of the season but there are only two teams who can achieve a maximum points haul of less than 58 - West Brom and Middlesbrough. That to me speaks volumes. FWIW I think West Brom, Boro and ourselves will go down - Blackburn just avoiding the drop from ourselves on goal difference.

Technically - very gifted Phyiscally - lardy and not seeming to be arsed too much Will fit in here quite well.

It'll be a damned good indicator like... perhaps someone should ask her if she's likely to donate before she pops her clogs?

Congratulations to you both Toontastic has a lot to answer for like...

There wont tho. We'll just get on with it like we have each time we've been relegated. Oh fuck off - this is a bit different to the situation when McKeag took us down in 1989. We'd been on the slide ever since we'd been promoted 5 years previously and it was a matter of if, not when we went down. We'd also had the same bunch of directors running the show for years. This time it's some billionaire who's come in, splashed his cash - tried to make himself popular with the fans in ways that everyone found bizarre and then has seemingly pressed the self-destruct button - almost as though its his intention of destroying the club. less than 5 years ago we sacked a manager effectively for failing to qualify for the champions league. We've freefalled ever since.

I think the title was decided tonight but I think our fate was also sealed. Not by our result but by the other ones.... Can't see us getting out of it tbh - and woe betide Ashley & Co if they do take us down - there'll be fucking hell on!

amen brother