Norbert Colon

Sometimes looks a class act - apparently the fall out with Gallas was a problem which wouldn't go away whether that affected form is debatable - good signing imho - better than anything they have had at cb for a good while He's a good player, don't get me wrong but he looked like he was going to be fantastic at one stage. I think Wenger will probably replaced him adequately enough though. He usually does. Agree with that. Always thought he had the attributes to make a good holding midfielder as well. His brother is certainly one of the best around at that mind. Man citys back line is going to have some pace - not one of them is a donkey (bar richards and i think he will be on his way)

You mean he fouled a player? Oh no, get your torches and tinder! What a joke Don't get me wrong, I hate his guts, but Barton could give his year's salary to the "Cute Kitties Cancer Research Fund For Malnourished Children" and still get ran up for it in the press. That piece is wrong on every level - for a start if he couldn't see that Barton wasn't the best player on the pitch he shouldn't be allowed near a football match, Delph was anonimous and Bartons' worst tackle (and only bookable offence) was late in the game on the touchline when he lunged and took the lads ankle. This type of reporting is annoying but hopefully might keep other interested parties away from buying Barton - he is a wanker but he is good

I went and we are fuckin terrible (they were worse like) Barton was best player on the pitch by a mile

Sometimes looks a class act - apparently the fall out with Gallas was a problem which wouldn't go away whether that affected form is debatable - good signing imho - better than anything they have had at cb for a good while

Frank bough without the gimp mask?

They couldn't even provide proof of funding according to sky - makes them look very silly - hopefully they might have been told to fuck off so there is no muddying of the waters - then again probably not

Totally agree. I reckon from the age of 5 to 14, 95% of my living thoughts were about football. Even worse though are blokes who just don't like football, I haven't got one male mate who is a football hater, I don't think I could have neither. How can you have a mate who doesn't like football? Makes you wonder whether football will enter a supporters decline in the next ten years or so as kids nowadays dont play it like we used to. Days for us used to be a lickabout in the playground, twice a day. Run home, get changed and straight onto the field for two hours. Finishing off after tea with an hour or so of head tennis in the street. School holidays just meant two 4 hour long games followed by tea and twice as much head tennis. Nowadays you dont see kids knocking a ball around in the street. In the summer holidays this no word of a lie, we used to play football, at least 8 hours a day, 7 days a week, I bet people think am kiddin. 3 pots in, heads and volleys, world cup singles, beat the keeper, magic, magic days, some kids still have them but it's not the same, they all have play stations and are spoilt little cunts. I had a computer but it was secondary to playing football. You could guarantee on any given day we could get 10-30 kids for a game, within a 3 to 4 age radius of me. Today there are few kids playing and it's heart breaking. The likes of Steven Gerrard, Rio and Lampard are my generation in 10 years time, if you think the conveyor belt of young talent is shite now, I think due to the fact we've become a nation of fat lazy kids, we'll be lucky to produce world class stars. Kids looked better cos we were all fit as fuck, you're only talking 20 years ago here. Spoilt cunts the lot of em. All I ever wanted was me BMX, match and shoot once a week, and enough for 10 packets of stickers. Sad how lifes went down hill since then in the name of progress. So true - bit older than you like the atari had just come out when i was about 8 or 9 - nothing dimmed the passion for footie though - every day without fail - weekends for the saturday and sunday teams - must have been knackered but can't remember ever feeling it - must say though i am still looking forward to the season - somehow seems a bit more real in the championship

I don't think he relegated us on purpose, that's giving him too much credit. His actions since then seem to me almost deliberate in fucking things up at the club though. Perhaps he's just fucking clueless. I'm not sure what's worse. It may seem alien for a bloke who has an inherent interest in the game and knows a bit about it to get in the mind set of someone like ashley but i have a mate who has no interest in football, never has, is totally clueless about it. Imagine if that sort of bloke bought a football club cos he had a bit of cash and thought it would impress his mates - it would be a disaster - maybe ashley and my mate are similar in that way

Hold on a fuck minute - It is a completely irrelevant argument which is the whole point - saying we wouldn't have gone down if we hadn't sacked allardyce is the same as saying we wouldn't have gone down if we hadn't of sacked Glen - pointless cos he had nowt to do with it - Allardyce was shite but it didn't matter anyway cos Kevin was the manager

I wouldn't say the fans of Newcastle Utd have called for their manager's heads any more than the majority of teams in the prem have or would've done in similar situations - the difference being that the press have made a lot out of us due to their fixation with us. I'm not going to talk about Keegan or Allardyce because anyone who thinks Keegan's a quitter or Allardyce is a decent manager doesn't know what they're talking about imo. im not a fan of allardyce or his style of football, but theres no denying that he gets the best out of teams on a very small budget. again, we would still be in the premiership now if we hadnt got shut. Utter bollocks - you listen to talksport and other such shite too much. Were you there when we were 3-0 down after 15mins against portsmouth - did you see any of the games? i doubt it if that is your opinion - he bottled it with us - petrified of losing - this shite is spouted by people who know fuck all - Fact is if Ashley hadn't fucked over Kev (because he was the manager and had been for half the previous season) we would have been vying for a top ten place so shut the fuck up about Allardyce and the fans dictating the clubs managerial appointments - our relegation had nowt to do with Allardyce apart from the shite players he saddled us with on bumper contracts - muppet never listened to talk sport in my life the truth obviously hurts. Truth? aye right - your on a wind up - that'll be the truth

I wouldn't say the fans of Newcastle Utd have called for their manager's heads any more than the majority of teams in the prem have or would've done in similar situations - the difference being that the press have made a lot out of us due to their fixation with us. I'm not going to talk about Keegan or Allardyce because anyone who thinks Keegan's a quitter or Allardyce is a decent manager doesn't know what they're talking about imo. im not a fan of allardyce or his style of football, but theres no denying that he gets the best out of teams on a very small budget. again, we would still be in the premiership now if we hadnt got shut. Utter bollocks - you listen to talksport and other such shite too much. Were you there when we were 3-0 down after 15mins against portsmouth - did you see any of the games? i doubt it if that is your opinion - he bottled it with us - petrified of losing - this shite is spouted by people who know fuck all - Fact is if Ashley hadn't fucked over Kev (because he was the manager and had been for half the previous season) we would have been vying for a top ten place so shut the fuck up about Allardyce and the fans dictating the clubs managerial appointments - our relegation had nowt to do with Allardyce apart from the shite players he saddled us with on bumper contracts - muppet

According to Saggers and Groves on Talksport 2-0 is an AMUSING scoreline - fucking wankers

Hughton seems a good lad and as you say is just getting his head down and making a good fist of it - don't reckon anybody could direct their ire towards either of them

Hate to say it but its confirmation of my suspicions-the whole thing has been bullshit - diversionary tactic to avoid having to back a proper manager - wouldn't surprise me if they asked shearer to be manager a week after the window shuts and then make a hue and cry when he turns them down. What happened to the confirmed bids?, the malaysians? the end of the fucking week? They couldn't lie in bed straight fuckin con artists

Have to agree like - if its a fakey bid he ain't half milking it - almost to the point where it would be negative pr if it were found to be lies - i think they want to buy us but obviously will not want to jeopardise their investment by paying fatboy the new signings money - makes sense really

As much as i admire Stevens spirit, unfortunately, I don't think he will ever be a Mr Reliable at centreback like Terry is - decent but a bit lacking at the top level

I was listening to a discussion about this on talksport with those errant wankers saggers and irani and they were going on about how no players have true loyalty to any given club and were trying to think of a recent example - fuck me you would think somebody had pissed on their cornflakes by the sound of them when a man city fan phoned up and said Alan Shearer showed he loved the toon above all else - it was classic

RIP - Legendary fighter

The latest to express an interest - would have thought they would be too late as we already have more than 2 100m offers on the table - oh aye it was nana fuckin mouskouri talking so it would have been shite - nee cunts interested and even if this lot were it would be four weeks of due diligence - why not just sell to shepherd and fuck off mike - take the hit, your a big lad and you will get over it, nee fucka else wants us so just admit it and fuck off

Elaborate hoax - no bidders - possible interest from shepherd at a low price other than that Ashley is up shit creek - desperate measures - wait for jfk to return and an exodus of all first team players

Its paucity of wit is eclipsed only by its unnecessary and exaggerated level of spite - what a wanker

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Not sure what all the fuss is about - i have never sent my brother or sisters a birthday or christmas card for 20 years and any time i see my brother it turns into a who can punch the other harder competition - i would consider you to be lucky you have a relationship with your siblings - many don't

It really isn't worth it, trust me. You think? I thought it was a decent deal depending on th seat you get - better than going game by game

Me and the boy are going into the family section - got to wait till the 11th apparently - but worth it for £400