The Fish

In terms of the road not travelled, I think we still would have signed Thiaw, Ramsdale and maybe Ramseyt too, but would we have signed Woltemade? Wissa? Isak and Woltemade would have been a sight to see.

I think that was more due to performance on the day, rather than overall ability.

One step removed from paying for it.

Well, hold onto your socks pal, I'm about to blow your mind!

Fans of other clubs would say the same about Tonali

Any chance you can pretend to be a big fan of his, feign disgust at how he was treated, get him all comfortable with you, then get him to say something actionable on camera? I dunno what, maybe something about 'The Gays', or whatever?

Most relaxed person on here, yeah?

Apparently, UEFA say that this shouldn't be seen as a precedent and it's only happening because of gaps in international law (or something). Unfortunately for them, it will be a precedent and those gaps won't be closed by allowing this. Won't be long until competitive English games happen abroad. I'd be ok with something like the Community Shield, or some pre-season Premier League trounament. But forget about taking a regular league game to Bumfuck Idaho just to satisfy some misunderstanding about what makes this league attractive.

This is untrue lies and fibs.

Better teams in 'getting more penalties' shock.

Lewis Hall not getting the memo about wearing the white tracksuit top and getting rinsed by Willock.

Copilot here. It's terrible.

Walk round the block did you?

I think I read that that was in the contract.

Not to my eyes.

Nope, that's not what he's saying. Or at least that's not what my eyes are telling me.

Off the back of this, Real Madrid will be boycotting all Greggs and Wetherspoons in perpetuity.

I wonder how far off the likes of Dylan Charlton and Shahar are from the first team

They're doing well, but the underlying metrics suggest that it won't last.