The Fish

There's so few shows where the Venn diagram of our interests overlap, that we end up watching the American Office, or some sports documentaries. Like, there's no way she'd watch Shogun or Game of Thrones, but we are watching Masters of the Air. Even then, I've tried to convince her to watch Band of Brothers which is much better, but she doesn't seem keen at all.

It's amazing

I don't agree those are the only options but, Bruno is easier to make up in the aggregate than Isak. Sell Isak and, like Alex says, we'd need to buy 2 strikers. And Striker tend to be the most expensive position to fill. Bruno is outstanding, but we could find a talented midfielder that meshes well with our style for <£50m.

Don't talk crazy

You mean give a style of DM or give a name? Style wise we need a mobile physical player who understands positional responsibilities but with the technique to play his way out of pressure.

The other dragging a body bag?

It goes; Robert - scores from anywhere, and does it fairly regularly, passable dribbler, devastating from set pieces, pace, Ginola - grace personified, brilliant technique HBA - incredible ball control, cannon of a shot ASM - And I will not be taking any further questions on this.

Joelinto's payrise allows us to have a strong midfield without paying top dollar + wages for his replacement. By keeping Joelinton we make Bruno more amenable to stay. Then we have a midfield options from: Bruno, Joelinton, Tonali, Anderson, Longstaff, Miley, Willock. Add a top class defensive midfielder who can cover for (or usurp) Joelinton and we'd have a strong, variable midfield with a range of experience.

I did, no surprise your diminishing eyesight failed you though.

You shut your whore mouth!

They're not plucky underdog, they're one of the richest and most successful clubs on the planet. This isn't Rotherham meeting Man City in the cup, it's a fucking derby between two sides in the top flight where 1 player got a yellow card. Man Utd have over €700m worth of talent, and they managed 3 shots, less than 25% of what Luton managed (€101m). Luton. Luton also managed more possession. In fact Man City managed as many shots against Man Utd as they took in their games against Luton and Bournemouth (€341m) combined.

Good. Gordon is so impressive. Especially as these number have been posted without being alongside the same striker consistently, without a midfield that provides him the best connections, or a fullback that can support in attack.

Same as Chelsea

It shows. He's got the best person to learn from in Trippier, in my opinion.

I do not accept your apology. Hair Shirt, self-flagellation, your choice.

No.

All of our country is a slum compared to Wakanda.

Fair play. That's bravery right there.

Yes. Not in Basque though. Maybe Russian?