The Fish

It's cyclical though, isn't it? Rodgers was doing possession hungry shit in 2010, 6 years before Pep arrived.

Bit early in the season to be making generalisations about the evolution of Premier League style.

Hasn't Stansfield been all around the world?

Googled "best english striker youth football" and the first suggestion from the AI overview was Evan Ferguson. That's 20yr old Irish centre forward, Evan Ferguson. Tell me more about how it's going to take over the world. Dumb as a fucking rock, it is.

I don't even have the excuse of being distracted by a porn gif.

I don't think we should be so down on the idea. Sure Siobhan and Noel might go watch the match at the Stadium O'Shite, but where are they staying, eating and drinking? It's not fucking Sunderland, is it?

I don't buy that Billionaires are suddenly going to flee the UK if there's a 2% tax on their wealth. They've chosen to live here. Not because of the tax code, but for lifestyle factors. And it's not for the weather is it? If those billionaires wanted to avoid the tax, wouldn't they already be in Monaco, Jersey or the Cayman islands?

because.....

Solar panel for a sex machine.

I hate to speak up on behalf of a prick like Ratcliffe, but shouldn't that read "reactions to the press who goes off on one every week", rather than "off/on one"?

Dummett is without a club at the minute, I think.

I suppose we do have Cordero, Salia, Hernes, Sanusi and White out on loan? It's going to take a while for us to build out our youth teams to match the standards of the established top clubs.

Murphy might get some game time at rightback/right wing back.

Genuinely some of the Man Utd fans round me have said they'd have Solskjaer back, or Keane (!) Don't think they'd need much convincing to have Ferguson back in charge.

Hey, you don't know who's replacing Amorim. It could be Ferguson?

That's given. Edit - sorry I mean, the best keeper we've ever had is Given.

To be honest, most clubs need someone like that. He's aggressive, hard working, good finisher, decent in the air too. Man Utd are certainly better off with someone reliable, instead of some mercurial talent.

Waitrose? Bicentennial man gets all his upgrades from AO.com.

That's what I heard too. So it's fact.