David Kelly

Aye I think that's the story for most of us (and the players) now!

Am I the only person who didn't think Colo's tackle was that bad? He didn't seem to dive into it or use any sort of excessive force. He just kind of fell over as Lennon ran into him. I've seen it replayed loads of times and I don't even think it's worth a booking. I really can't see what the fuss was. Not that I'm convinced he's that much of a loss at the minute even with us not having anyone to replace. He really looks like he couldn't give a fuck anymore.

Were you pissed when you typed this Fish? We're 10 points clear of Burnley who are 3rd bottom with Leicester a further 6 behind them. By your maths even if we don't pick up another point we'll still be safe by a point or two.

It felt like we were in division 2 for a lot longer than we were. But then again I was only a bairn when we got relegated, the 6 week summer holidays seemed to last ages then!

Wasn't it laid on by Nicos?

I don't get how that monged bloke stands for Bloom

Was this all a ploy to drag CT back out into the light?

I'm more concerned that he's a fan of Coldplay, Coronation Street and Eastenders. I remove my objections and request that he be sterilised immediately.

This for me. I can only vaguely remember thompers as a name so I don't know if what he was doing was ban worthy then but it seems to me that all he's done this time is be a cock. That really shouldn't be enough to get you ban. If he did post that comment on KCG's book then so what? I wonder about the mentality of someone who would do that but if that's how they get their kicks then so fuck. He's a bit of bellend, I don't think that's in any doubt, but if I'm honest, I don't think having a few wankers around on here is a bad thing. It actually generates more discussions even if they are started purely from him trying to wind people up.

I got married in the Copthorne and appart from that being the worst decision of my life, the food was outstanding. Being an awkward twat I got Turbot specially for me but the general meat course was beef wellington. I had a try of the witches and that was excellent too. That was about 12 year ago like. Sachins's isn't far from the copthorn and is excellent and I've heard that the chinese opposite is good but I've never been.

Is that not obvious?

I opened up this page just as that song came on the radio. I've liked both of the songs I've heard from her so far. Might have to check out the rest of her stuff.

It's embarrassing that Moncur is a mouthpiece for the club. He blindly supports whoever is in charge (he's previously had articles backing, Pardew, Ashley and Hughton). He defends Carver by saying the squads been decimated with injuries but Carver has been perfectly happy to manage what he is given. He also says we are well organised and we were set up to attack manure. Both of those are blatent lies.

Did he pay for it or have we just give it too him foc like the SD advertising?

I got the impression from the little bit I was told that he's been doing some other naughty stuff not necessarily involving the same girl (and not necessarily anything like what he's been accused of so far). That's totally my impression though, I've got nothing to back that up.

Unfortunately I don't know the person myself. They're a friend of someone I know (and trust not to talk shite). I know friend of a friend shit is common on message boards and it's not something I like to get involved in but it seems pretty legit and quite firm that he has been up to something he shoudln't have been.

That's all I've heard I'm afraid. Person who knows can't give any details.

I've heard from (what I believe is)a reasonably credible source that there is more to come out on this and it is unlikely he will ever play again.

I saw Chappie the other night too. Thought it was ok although far too much of a Robocop copy and it didn't really seem to know what tone it wanted to take. Could have easily been a kids film if not for swearing and violence at the end. I thought Jackman and in particular Dev Patel were awful in it mind. The non actors put in much better performances. Still quite enjoyed it as a bit of a no brainer. A letdown after District 9 though.

English sport all over that though isn't it!

Aye scraping through would have done us no good at all. We are a fucking shambles and we need some big changes.

Well that was fucking dreadful!

Went to see Tune Yards at the Sage last night. Really good show and I was really impressed with venue on my first visit. Really good sound.

There was an occasion last night when they broke and the pace and numbers they got forward frightening. We look like we want to play on the counter attack but we have a couple of men going forward at a jog. It's fucking pathetic! Tbf to Carver it was exactly the same most of the time under Pardew. Now we just look slighly more clueless.

I thought he did at first but starting feeling his way back into it by the end. Jonas was the only decent thing about the night (apart from the nice meal we went for before the match). The complete lack of any intent from us was fucking embarassing. That's easily the worst man utd team since the 80's and we just tried to contain them. I have no sympathy for us losing a ridiculous last minute goal or not getting the blatent penalty when that's the attitude we go out with. The goal actually barely raised any emotion in me at all I was so bored with the whole non event. You don't support Newcastle United expecting to win anything but you do expect to see us having a go. The more we don't bother doing that the more disconnected with the whole shite.