David Kelly

Test 3 is the last two years of my life.

The Maltese Falcon is probably my favourite film. I can watch it all the way through whenever it's on (about once a week on TCM). The whole cast is superb but I particularly like Peter Lorre. I totally agree with that assesment of Shadow Of A Doubt too. You seen The Picture Of Dorian Grey yet?

The is the most accurate I have ever seen it put!

Mogwai - Zidane - A 21st Century Portrait

They would have been better off using fucking Boyzone for their analysis. Mind you, if we go by my last Championship Manager game we would have won the league for the last five years and added a couple of champions league titles too! Fucking bell ends.

How can something be Harsh and Fair?

How fucking difficult can it be to get Bernard fit? He's a young bloke who trains virtually every day of his life. Fucking ridiculous.

Mr & Mrs Smith (Hitchcock film not that shite with Brad Pitt). Unusually from Hitchcock it's a romantic comedy and not a thriller and tbh I can see why stayed clear of them after this. It's not anywhere near his usual standard and it's only really for massive Hitch fans.

Junior Boys - So This Is Goodbye

Can't stand her. One very shit trick pony tbh.

I've listened to Jarvis a few times now and I really like it. Cunts Are Still Running The World is one of my favourite songs this year. It's not much of a departure from his stuff with Pulp so if you didn't like them your unlikely to get much from this but if you did like them I would think you would enjoy it.

I've watched most of it and it's definitely gone downhill but some of it is still canny mindless humour. Not something I look out for but I still watch it if it's on. Extra's is excellent though.

Well if you will listen to local radio you deserve everything you get!

The clubs a right shit tip tbh. It's sickening.

Tbh I would gladly take Curbishly at this point. He's not the exciting manager who will lead us on to greatness but I'm sure he could get a lot more from our lot than our last two managers.

I think I agree with Tobias. The fat twat is now terrified of being slagged off in the media again for not giving a manager enough time so he is going to stick with Roeder for as long as he possibly can. You never know though, Charlton sacking Dowie after less time than Roeder has had might change his mind.

aye. he's no sibierksi like. martins hasn't done much so far but he's got to be a better option than a half fit shola, no? I think half fit is pushing it a bit. On Saturday I would have said completely unfit!

Perv... My dear boy, were I a pervert I would have ordered some very different DVDs! So what is your excuse for buying yoga dvd's?

Do they not want Glen Roeder instead?

Despite him looking far from great so far, I am encouraged by the fact that he is getting shots in at goal. Any striker who has as many half chances/chances as he is getting will score goals.

Green Gian Sweetcorn.

Aye, loads of his films are better. But Rope had a massive impression on me at the time. If I saw it for the first time now I wouldn't love it as much as I did and subsequently do. I think I probably think of Dial M in the say way.

If we are going to get anything out of this season (and by that I mean staying up) we desperately need Dyer. His movement improves us so much. I would play him alongside Parker next week if he's still fit.

Dr No has never been surpassed for my money like. He was a right hard bastard in that. The new one looks good like.

And North By Northwest, Dial M For Murder, The Lady Vanishes, Strangers On A Train, Notorious and The 39 Steps. Not that I don't rate Rope but I just love all of the others.