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Ah, but, however, they COULD argue that he was dropped and that has done him the world of good. If we want to be pedantic.

Gosling is a funny one, he's either nowt or something. He's doomed to be another one of those players with no real impact who'll disappear to the Championship and make a very good living plodding around for the likes of Derby and Watford. Williamson has a square head.

Mixed today. Got back to doing a morning run for the first time since the bairn was born now that she sleeps an hour later so feeling great for that. However a work colleague of mine who I've mentored since they were a teenager and become friends with is leaving for pastures new. It's the right decision and I wish them all the best, but I've never been so gutted about someone leaving work before. You work with so many bellends over the years that when the good ones leave you get a bit depressed about it.

Used to be a military procedure when I was a young in our house as we only had a bath and an immersion heater.

I used to play 5-a-side with a mackem lad like that. He used to dish out massive digs about the club, players, fans etc to get a rise but I rarely did. When I did though the fucker would go massively on the defensive and have a whinge. Typical bitter mackem twat, loved to dish it out, couldn't take it back.

Exactly. He has a history of doing this so I really don't see why anyone is surprised. As much as I love Ben Arfa I expect him to shaft us the same way. We can't really complain when players we acquired on the cheap due to holding their clubs to ransom do the same to us.

I'm a visual learner, I quite like the graphs.

You get that in 5-a-side though, really fat keepers who you think 'this is going to be a piece of piss, look at the porker' and then they're like a fucking cat.

The beeb now running it as a main story. Bit of shit stirring, but no smoke without fire.

I'm not just saying this because I'm biased but the offside 'goal' was offside. As Stevie says, that kind of offside must be given well over 80% of the time due to the speed of the game and the direction players are moving in. The second one I'll give you though..

My old boss used to be a regular on Mumsnet. It was right down her street seeing as she was an over dramatic reactionary shit stirrer.

Fucking Mumsnet. 'My baby has a rash on her left arm, anyone else's babies had this?' 'It's normal, don't worry.' 'Yeah, mine had this, went after a week.' 'My baby had this and it was Baronmuchousen disease and she was dead within the week. Take her to your GP!' Ad naseum.

97 pages..wow. If it gets over 100 then I predict Wolfy will disappear after an FBI raid.

The Daily Mail website is weird though. It may be running stories saying 'down with this sort of thing' but on the right of the page are links to stories about Kim Kardashians tits flopping out on a night out. I can't imagine the people of Bishops Stortford are impressed with that.

About time we had some luck. On a side note, the pattern seems to be Cisse goes on a scoring run and Ba doesn't score then vice versa.

I'm been back to loaf a bit more this summer. It's been a bit like Joe Mangel coming back to Neighbours.

Thing is, if he didn't leave because of the money but because of being unhappy with the regime as we're lead to believe, then he's not going to want to come back while Ashley and Llambias are here.

My old man never went ott about footballers. In fact, he'd be reluctant to heap praise on any footballers; 'Whey, that Ronaldo is alreet, but he's a greedy bastard.' etc etc However, he always waxed lyrical about Tony Green and swore he was the best player he'd ever seen in an NUFC shirt. So I'll go with him being pretty special.

I'm no Royalist but if she was to do a proper photo shoot I may be persuaded.

Would she be Queen anyway though? William would be a King and she would stay a Duchess.

Yes...the fake shuttle...of course, I didn't think about that.

They have a giant tape measure they attach to the shuttle at Cape Canaveral.

Motorboat em. We need a smiley for motorboating.

I have to have at least a cup of one of them to decide. Do you think this could be arranged, or will I just have to leap out the crowd like the last time?