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Great signing for the mackems Johnson like, really fancy him as a footballer. I'm not saying I would have wanted us to spend the money and wages on him, but I'd rather he'd have fucked off somewhere else other than them. The only saving grace is how much they've wanked on Fletcher.

A Starbucks.

I like Johnson as a footballer personally. Would hate to see him go to the mackems.

Is that a working area of NYC? Only been once myself, could be disgruntled office worker.

If only for the comedy 'ping' at the end.

There have been probably three big moments when I've cried cos to be honest I just don't really do it, so it has to be a 'shock' moment for it to happen. I cried when my dad died very suddenly, I cried when my wife nearly died, and then I cried when my bairn was born. In all instances I was fine for a bit, then lost it completely, then once I'd got it out never cried again about it. So it tends to be sharp sudden shock of emotion that does it for me. Not Lassie.

You posting from your house Martin?

I find that hard to swallow.

I knew you two would flock to this thread.

Welcome JesusWept, must be a long time lurker or old skool returner with a username like that. Once more for old times sake..

I think that Guardian article pretty much sums it up. It's a lot to sacrifice just because he can't be arsed with the process. This way he can always claim he's innocent on the basis that he was never truly proven guilty.

Why do birds... ....suddenly appear?

Personally, I'm saving up for the final in Amsterdam and then onto the Super Cup in Prague.

If the treadmill is linked to the Norwegian power grid then at least they could make some use out of him.

I understand that it would be frustrating and time consuming fighting these charges, but to be stripped of Tour de France titles and banned from anything to do with sport for life is would surely spur you on to fight it.

They seem pretty desperate to get rid of Charlie Adam, but they payed about £6m for him and I expect they'll make a loss on that.

We just advertised for a cleaner. We had 40 applications within a couple of hours and had to stop taking them.

As long as she didn't say anything.

Have you done that survival session you need to work on the rigs? We get loads of enquiries at work from lads who want to do it and I've always wondered what you need to do. Do they hoy you in the water in a survival suit or something?

Did anyone see Bridget's in depth interview in the Journal a couple of weeks back? The Sunderland South MP mentioned all of her hobbies and interests yet failed to mention the NUFC season ticket she used to own. Proper politician now our Bridget like, she'll go far.

On code for lasses, when was a very young man in the 90s and working in a supermarket it was etiquette to shout 'Salts' to bring to the attention of all male members of staff that there was a lovely young lady present in store. As in, 'I would go through it like a dose of salts.'

Noted.

We always hoy on a stupid one for Santon to score at anytime (used to be Enrique) but I've never liked online betting..a bit soulless for me. There is nowt better than getting cash in hand, and with Ladbrokes you could always pick it up at any shop.

Red Ed is coming to my work soon and I'm down as someone he'll be having a chat too. Anyone got any questions you'd like me to ask?

'Hey Graham, guess what? We're not really putting them on the moon, but in a sound stage. Shh..don't tell Dave.'