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How hilariously bad was Flintoff's technique? He's a funny one Freddy. I loved him as cricketer but since he retired he gets massively on my tits.

Valkyrie. It was basically a British film where they got Tom Cruise to play the lead. I thought it was canny actually, although the fact our German hero had an American accent and all the other Germans spoke very prim and proper English did take something away from it...

Aye, Gem, spot on. What kind of fucknut thinks it's safe to pull away with about 10% vision from a windscreen? Did anyone ever see Dr Tom Shakespeare's (google him) documentary about people taking the piss out of disabled parking bays? He had an afternoon of naming and shaming at a supermarket where he collared every non blue badge holder who'd parked in a bay. Was cracking stuff. Best bit though, he collars this woman for parking in a disabled bay and she goes 'I'm really sorry, I'm only parking here because I'm a mother of a young baby and loads of people are taking up the Baby and Child spaces.' Fair enough says Dr Tom, and takes sympathy with her saying he kind of understands why she did it and he lets her off. She then goes straight into the supermarket, without a baby. Dr Tom goes 'erm..aren't you forgotten your baby?' to which the lass replies 'oh, I haven't got him with me now, he's in the house.' Fuck me.

Pissed off, as you've probably figured out by my diving straight into the hatred thread to post...

People who park where the fuck they like causing massive inconvenience to everyone else because they're the laziest cunts on the planet. This especially goes for supermarkets where non disabled people park in disabled spaces or outside the entrance meaning we all have to sit in a fucking queue due to one lane of traffic. By the way, you can take photos and name and shame these fuckers at the blog 'You Park like a Cunt.'

I don't follow him on twitter but I expect he's claiming it was all done on purpose as one big joke is he?

Asided from what has been said already, it's a bit worrying how much goals knock the stuffing out of us this season. We were doing ok (not great though) against Swansea, looked like we might sneak one, then when they scored the whole side went to shit. Same last night, once that goal went in it was shit hit the fan stuff and we go a bit headless chicken.

It'll be the most satisfying pint you've ever had. It also won't touch the sides.

Did a Sky+ of Tremors the other night as hadn't seen it in ages. Great film.

Great blog, I do a lot of fundraising for Macmillan and it's important that those who are fighting and surviving are telling their story. I had a scare earlier in the year when I found a lump so was sent for the old scan. I think you have to forget the embarrassment factor. I remember being in the waiting room and my name being called out by a very young and pretty blonde lass and thinking 'fucking typical.' They were massively professional at the scan though, this young lass and an older lady did it and they were very conscious of how sensitive an issue it could be. I wasn't arsed though, the importance of what they were potential looking for was the priority, they've probably seen a million ball sacks. Anyway, like Gemmill, just a cyst thankfully! The point is though, there was no harm done.

Might meet for a drink after game maybe? It's the bairns birthday the day before and apparently Sat 22nd is the best day for a party. Talks are still ongoing.

Aye, I heard him going on about Defoe last night. Yes, the question was asked of him, but he always answers in a way that's a blatant touting of the player.

After last season, we should be going to Stoke looking for 3 points. Instead, we're all praying for the draw. As long as that twat Owen doesn't score.

You can well see dodgy Harry the media darling is back. The press this morning all about Harry and QPR, you'd be forgiven for thinking they were playing the mackems.

Perch's good centre half performances last season were a mixture of luck and him playing the games of his life. It's not something he could do consistently. He's also terrible as a full back. I do like him as a back up holding man though, he's a massive grafter and I think he's main strength is his tackling - he'll never shirk one and he's no afraid to go in hard. Just back up though, not someone to start every week. Also, you have to give him praise for his attitude. When he came here at full back he was terrible and the crowd let him know it and there are plenty of players we've had in the past who would have been destroyed by it and only got worse. Fair play to him, he's never hidden.

Is there also a stat of how many ping straight up in the air off his square fucking head?

All I know is that if we try that free kick to the back post for Williamson to allegedly head across goal one more time I will start ripping seats up and hoying them in the direction of the pitch. Probably.

Massive drinking buddy of Keith Moon as well. To be honest, I'm surprised he lasted so long.

Losing is a horrible habit as well. I know we all say 'they're pros, they should get on with it, crowd shouldn't affect them, shouldn't get nervous' etc but it does. Lose tomorrow then Monday could be really painful as impatient will set in really early and they'll overplay and overthink everything.

I was just pissing by..

Yup. We took the gamble that we would stick to going with unknowns and out of contracts whilst sticking with what we had. Yes, we did spend some cash on Anita who I personally think is starting to adapt to the English game but we haven't had the luxury of being able to be patient about that seeing as he was hoyed in the deep end pretty much straight away due to injuries. We knew we had a European campaign and we also knew how many games that would involve. I'm def not anti-Pardew, but he is getting on my tits by going on about the European campaign taking it's toll. We've played piss poorly pretty much all season, I'd rather he held his hands up to that instead and say we're looking to address it. Nowt I hate more than a manager trying to put a brave face on it when we can all see it's not working at the moment for whatever reason. We are playing fringe players who are supposed to be able to compete, it's not like we are chucking in a boatload of teenagers with no experience. This is a tester of Pardew's management skills, and I hope that next Tuesday morning we are all laughing about this mini blip..although at this point you're scratching around looking for the positives.

I'm a Queen of the South man myself.

I don't know like, did you see him on Sky last week? He went to answer a question, couldn't think of anything so was mumbling 'erm..erm' then said 'I agree with Graeme (Souness).' Although I am probably biased and looking for mistakes seeing as I think he's a cunt.

Got massive problems of their own after another home defeat and they're on here having a pop at us. Cracking stuff.

Whilst I like to think I'm neither a panic fan or a team positive fan, the alarm bells are starting to ring a bit for me. If you fail to win at home and get beat off shite away from home then it really is time to start looking over your shoulder. Two winnable home games we've lost (and we stole 2 points off West Brom as well) and getting beat off a team with the worst defense in the league (30 goals they've shipped this year already) who've only beaten the pretty desperate QPR all season. It's certainly justifiable that fans will be a little worried. What worries me more is that if we get nowt against Stoke (anyone confident?) then next Monday for me is a must win, even a draw is not good enough against Wigan. We need a really early goal against Wigan as well, because the longer that goes on 0-0 the more the crowd get nervous/impatient and we all know how that transfers across on to the pitch..