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I followed Frankie Boyle and on the left panel where it says 'Similar to Frankie Boyle' it lists Shay Given. Eh?

His Twitter background probably about sums him up. Captains armband (I'M GOING TO BE CAPTAIN!), ott celebrating what was probably a 2 yard tap in.

Liverpool allegedly trying to sign Del Piero.

I know I joked about deja vu in a previous thread, but we have been here before. When we got the CL qualification we should have pushed on, not talking about spending stupid money, but if you're flying high and going places then you've got more chance of attracting a great standard of players without paying stupid money. I'm more disheartened with the fact we should be pushing on yet instead we're in danger of going backwards. Again.

I think that's pretty much spot on.

Jeremy Hunt get's a promotion. Typical Tory secret handshake stuff. Unbelievable.

Aye, my mam was massively in credit so asked for it back and what a fucking fight they put up claiming exactly the same shit. She did get it back, but not without having to constantly hassle them. I think this is probably an official policy, hope people just say 'fuck it' and leave it.

I have to say, the most mental drinkers I've ever encountered on holiday have been the Norwegians. Absolute nutters.

Too warm, too hungover, need to go for a run later on but I can't be arsed and have realised I've lost my mp3 player. Bastid.

Hang on, hang on. Rob W is dead? I thought that Lance Armstrong thread was a bit quiet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrazLdZgSs

It's all a bit too deja vu for my liking..

It's all a bit too deja vu for my liking..

Like a pissed fat lad asking a fit bird to dance, Demspey has pulled a face at Aston Villa and gone to find his mates.

Anyone got a list of all the free agent full backs with PL experience? Because that is probably the road we'll be going down.

Lots of NE journalists a bit too pro-mackem at the minute for my liking on there. Especially the tweets about Johnsons performance against Morecambe. Yes, Morecambe he 'dazzled' against by the way.

This thread may not end well.

Always get moments of being uncomfortable with what I call an 'alreet' person, usually a neighbour or distant friend of friend who you don't know really but you always say 'alreet' to when you see them. Where it becomes uncomfortable is if you see them, say 'alreet', and then see them 5 minutes later in the shop or further down the road. What are the rules? You can't just say 'alreet' again can you? I always end up saying something shite under pressure, like 'looks like it's going piss down later?'

The moon is made of cheese anyway, everyone knows that. Tsk.

I went to see Sparta Prague on my mates stag do. We just payed at the box office on the day about 15 minutes before kick off. Only thing I'll say is this - it's mental. They were only playing Banik Ostrava yet there was loads of fighting, flare throwing, bangers, and a rather amusing moment with a riot policewomen smashing the shit out of a fan with a nightstick. I imagine the Prague derby will be much quieter though. Ahem.

One of my neighbours has been making spirits, mainly vodka, and it's lush. Gave me loads of miniatures to 'test' last time I saw him. My great aunt used to home brew wine but it was shite.

Neil Armstrong was just about to spill all I imagine so the government stood on his drain. Or something.

That's what happens when you build a plastic meccano set on a pit shaft.

Swansea seem to have moved up a level without Rodgers, much less of the tippy tappy shite and def more positive. Hopefully a sign that Liverpool will crash and burn. Would LOVE it, LOVE it, if West Ham have a shitter of a season. Hopefully then the myth of Fat Sam will finally be exposed. As for the mackems - Premier League club my arse.