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Massively dissapointed with the picture quality. I wasn't expecting legs akimbo, but I thought the quality would be better. I could be wanking over anyone.

He's not lazy. I really don't see where people get this from. For the last time man, HE'S A CARTHORSE. I could probably outrun him.

Is it just me, or did all the apologies yesterday go along the lines of 'We are extremely sorry. Although it wasn't really my fault, it was someone else, but I'm sorry anyway.'

I was reading his back story today and I never realised that Judy Murray walked out on the family when he was 10 and left the dad to raise him and his brother.

I've seen Grizzy Man and I thought he had a few mental health problems to be honest. Excellent documentary though. I watched Ted and The Expendables at the weekend. Though Ted was excellent but then I am a Family Guy/American Dad fan so it was pretty much on my wavelength. As for The Expendables..oh dear. And it pains me to say that as this is usually the kind of shit I lap up. But oh dear.

Wilfred Agbonavbare - Nigeria's reserve keeper at USA 94. 'Apparently we need three keepers in the squad.' 'My dads free, I'll ask him.' 'Sorted.'

I'm glad you've said this as I thought I was the only one. I went to a few reserve games where Forster was playing and thought he looked ropey as fuck but everyone else was telling me he was class. From what I've seen, he looks very average indeed. Hey, the Champions League might up his game..he'll certainly be facing enough shots.

He's also massively injury prone which has always been a problem and not helped matters. That brilliant start he had in the Championship where he had his chance for a season of hero status now he'd found his level was soon put to bed with his being predictably injured for ages. He is convenient like, you can't deny that. Proper club pro who I expect will be hanging around the club in some capacity for the next 30 years.

One of my best mates is a Sheff Wed fan so I've been a few times in the home end and never had any bother. However, when I've been with us in the away end they have that pocket of knuckle draggers to the right of the Leppings Lane end. Absolute cock ends.

I've always had a massive dislike for Spurs. Cockney mackems. As for the massive teams, it's not so much that I dislike the likes of Man U and Liverpool as a club, it's more their patronising and clueless fuckwit of a fan base from all ends of the country. It always amuses me when the media have a go at us for being demanding when one of our managers gets sacked yet the minute Man Utd or Liverpool don't win then their gloryseeking fans from the arse end of Essex are straight on the phone asking for blood. Does anyone else when watching them on tele at home look at their crowd and think 'gloryseeker..gloryseeker..daytripper..'

I think people know that I'm a Shola apologist on here. Get's far too much unjustified shit. Yes, he's not that great a player and should probably be plying his trade in the Championship if I'm honest, but to accuse him of not trying is bollocks like. He's a carthorse, pure and simple, he has pretty much zero pace and he moves like a mountain. Nothing to do with not trying, he just is what he is. Good squad player though.

I seriously couldn't give two shades of shite about Boro. Honestly, couldn't care less. Their fans are like a small child who wants you to watch what they're doing yet you couldn't give a shit and just stand there saying 'yes son..that's nice..well done' while never actually looking up from your paper. I'll never recognise it as a derby.

I had the Subbuteo European Cup. I have no idea why I bought it. I had terracing though, massively impractical for playing.

I was in Waterstones at the Silverlink and noticed they're selling the sets and a couple of teams. Was tempted, bairn still a little young to use as an excuse at the minute though! We did crack my mates set out at his a few weeks ago and had another great night playing it. I'd forgotten how much I loved playing it as a kid.

I would actually feel sorry for the kid if he hadn't of been such a whiny whingy arsehole last time he played here. He had an air of Billy Big Bollocks about him.

I've always thought Morrison looks like he has something about him at West Brom. Maybe should get more plaudits. I think it's difficult to find an underrated player in the PL as the press jump on anyone who has a half decent game..things such as giving MOTM awards to someone who has scored an important goal but done fuck all else. Overrated therefore is easier, although I'm going to stick my neck out; Jack Wiltshire. I'm not saying the kid is shite, far from it, but he's massively overrated ('the saviour of English football' ffs)

RIP Terry. Or as Chris Packham called him, Tewwy.

For what it's worth, I quite like Leazes, he does a good curry.

Don't worry, in true LM style it's just the same point made over and over again...

We used to have a lad at work who would tell us the same joke every few weeks. I actually remember it as I heard it about 400 times in 2 years; What do you call 2 Irish puffs? William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam. I never said it was funny.

My brother had a book in the 90s that was supposed to be a Diary that had been found that admitted to being Jack the RIpper.

He's got lots of previous. Baited O'Hara on there calling his Mrs a slag then naming a list of footballers she'd shagged. He's a knacker.

I don't ever remember posting on NO yet I appear to have over 2,000 posts on there. Go figure.

I prefer a good storyline myself.

If we're talking about perving, there's a lass who I see at the bus stop after work every night who is chebilicious. Think she works at the factory next door. Anyway, I saw her this morning on the way in, she must have been late for work..she was running in..I think I might have passed out at the wheel.