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I went for a run around the park next to mine at the weekend and it now backs onto a massive industriial and office estate. In my head I heard myself say 'I remember when this was all fields.' Jesus fucking wept.

Gall Bladder. You can live without it quite easily but it seems to give people real bother.

Not dead then? She'll outlive the lot of us. Bastid.

She stole my milk. I blame her for my growth stunt.

I've never understood why bookies do that. The only thing I can think off is that Man Utd's odds were short throughout the season so the payout wouldn't be large and he's assuming everyone will just reinvest it in something else straight away..like the CL Final.

Nowt on the news yet. Thankfully, I do have a rather nice ale chilling in the fridge just in case.

We used to hang around with this kid when we were 13-14 becuase we lusted after his older sister. I saw her at the weekend. Oh dear.

What a fucking hit. No shanking. It's great supporting us at the minute isn't it? Drove past one of the lads I go to the match with early this morning on the way to work and as I waved he just turned round and shouted 'FUCKIN GET IN!' When did we last have that feel good factor eh?

The press are just devastated after phase 1 of the plan (get Capello the sack - despite qualifying with a near perfect record) worked yet phase 2 (get in our mate Arry) failed. Facts are this, Hodgson was the FA's first choice. They approached him first. They did not approach Good Old Arry ©. That makes him first choice, what the fuck is the problem?

I went to see Ocean Colour Scene last year; they looked ancient, the crowd looked ancient, and next day loads of the young uns at work said 'who?'

The worst thing is, this will be 100% the truth!

I met Rob Lee a couple of Xmas' ago at a talk in. To be honest, I was expecting him to be a bit of a boring bastard for some reason buy his craic was superb, especially the piss taking of Shearer and the limo story. In fact, some of the stuff he told about Big Al, saying he's far from the boring bastard he's portayed as was excellent..like Shearer texting from an event he's at with someone like Kirsty Gallagher and proclaiming he'd 100% smash her back doors in. Asked for a photo afterwards which he duely obliged and took the piss ouy of me on. Top banana.

Good tournament to watch Brazilin actually, as they don't have to qualify for the World Cup this is one of the last lot of competitive games they have and they should be taking it quite seriously..loads of young players trying to get into the 2014 squad.

Chelsea scoring for fun and full on confidence, us just taking a hiding from a team that might still get relegated. 0-0.

You only have to look at the ridiculous negativity from the press today to see he's on a hiding to nowt. They should be supporting his appointment (which I personally think is the correct one) instead of writing a tonne of drivel about how it isn't Redknapp and it's a massive conspiracy. Good Old Arry © may have been found not guilty of charges in court at the start of the year, but lots of facts from the case still made him look well fucking dodgy.

One tabloid hack this morning insisting that if Woy gets in wrong then as second choice the fans will turn on him. Typical tabloid tosser, I'll think you'll find that you the press will jump on him the minute it goes slightly tits up and the sheep that read your shite will just follow suite.

Redknapp will also claim he was offered it but turned it even though he wasn't..hmmm..sound familiar..

Lampard for me has always been a John Barnes figure; consistently excellent for his club but utter dog shit for England for whatever reasons.

As Renton said, you have to be in the ground at least two hours before kick off. Fuck that.

I've been quite amused by the press caliming that Redknapp is the fans choice. Personally, I don't want the tactically naive, big game bottling, dead dog fraudster anywhere near the national team. Plus, if Good Old Harry © TTP really wanted the England job then he should have fucking applied for it. Oh, that's tight, the greedy bastard would want his Spurs pay off.

It's the correct move imo. The only problem is that it now makes Good Old 'Arry © The Tabloid Press a martyr who we'll be told would have 100% of won us the Euro 2012 and then probably the 2014 World Cup...but he was never given the chance by the nasty pasty FA. This will be shoved down our throats by every tabloid hack for at least the next 10 years.

It's a terrible result whichever way you look at it. As an aside, why do Sky continue to let Phil Thompson cover our games. The man seems to have now given up trying to hide his hatred for us and took great delight in every Wigan goal that went in yesterday. Prick.

Anyone see Grimes on Jools Holland the other night? Loved it, although not sure about the forehead thing.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aea0WMx8e7E