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We have a jopint bank account but I always do the supermarket shop for a variety of reasons; 1) It's quicker. Much quicker. 2) I pass it on the way home. 3) We save what I call the 'Mrs SLP £20 bonus.' This is the amazing unexplained phenomenon that occurs when Mrs SLP goes supermarket shopping and it costs at least £20 more than my average trip there and shite we don't need/never eat appears in the house.

My Mrs asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive. 'Don't worry love' I said 'Your tits cover it.'

Must be a bit of a split with Celtic fans. If I was a Celtic fan there would be a part of me saying 'suffer in the 3rd division you bastards' then the sensible part which would say that Celtic and the SPL probably need Rangers to be there for money. What would we do if it was the mackems? On second thoughts, definitely the former then..

He seems to be well in at the beeb as an 'expert pundit' at the minute for some reason. All I will say is this; Best. Penalty. Ever.

Now Armageddon isn't the greatest films lets face it, but I've always liked the joke at the start where the bloke first spots the asteroid; 'I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.'

Whoever goes in has the added pressure of what to do with Gerrard. Personally, I think he's gone backwards massively and withe the money they have Liverpool could invest in someone in the middle who is much, much better...but that's a very brave decision to make and the backlash could be unbelievable.

That's a very cynical attitude, footballers and manager in it for the money. Actually, joking aside, I think he actually means what he says when he says he's taking 12 months off.

Funny how he got sacked after flying to the US to meet with them. I imagine he probably submitted his transfer targets which were a list of young English players he reckoned the club should wank £30m + each on.

Didn't get in the Euro 2012 team? Come on Roy, he hasn't played for Nigeria yet, he's still eligible.

Time for little Mickey to get his brochure out again. He might want to omit the last 4 years from it like..

Nah, he's said he's taking 12 months off. Although the press are still linking him with the Chelsea job, obviously the statement 'I am definitively taking at least 12 months off' was too cryptic for them to understand.

Good point, has he paid off the gambling debt yet?

Class Liverpool fan on the radio this morning saying they shouldn't of sacked Kenny for another 12 months because then 'Guardiola will be free.' Magic.

But he inherited a team who'd just been relegated, couldn't win games, and lacked not only a feel good factor but a feel ok factor. Look at how many PL relegated teams have died on their arse after relegation. Birmingham also had a transfer embargo, I think he's done a superb job in the circumstances.

Can't blame Hodgson for that squad to be honest, although I'm sure the press will. It's the middle of the park that worries me. Lampard is always shite for England. Gerrard looks like his powers have wained to a piss poor standard. Parker is a crab and Barrie is quite possibly the most overated player in the PL (I'll take pelters for saying that, but I stick by it.) Verdict: England to win it.

Good stuff, people will say 'good luck with the sleep' and 'wait till they start to teeth' but ignore that shite and enjoy it.

It's always everyone else's fault isn't it? 'Tevez started it..one of my teammates told me to kick him.' Fucking hell.

McLeish was a dead man walking the moment he entered Villa. Compounded by the fact Hughton was forced to get rid of a fair few of Big Ecks relegation squad and rebuild with no money yet Brum fans are far happier with the current side.

I can't understand people saying 'Man Utd were average.' So average that they only lost the title on goal difference. So are you saying Man City are average?

I went for a run around the park next to mine at the weekend and it now backs onto a massive industriial and office estate. In my head I heard myself say 'I remember when this was all fields.' Jesus fucking wept.

Gall Bladder. You can live without it quite easily but it seems to give people real bother.

Not dead then? She'll outlive the lot of us. Bastid.

She stole my milk. I blame her for my growth stunt.

I've never understood why bookies do that. The only thing I can think off is that Man Utd's odds were short throughout the season so the payout wouldn't be large and he's assuming everyone will just reinvest it in something else straight away..like the CL Final.

Nowt on the news yet. Thankfully, I do have a rather nice ale chilling in the fridge just in case.