Kid Dynamite

It's pointless asking the police to investigate when it's clear they were complicit in it. There's only one man for the job!

well i'm not taking anything, and my mood is pretty stable, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get periodic anxiety for no specific reason!

There were a few times on Sunday where we got the ball out wide in a yard of space but instead of putting a ball into the box we cut back in and inevitably lost the ball. And even if we did get it in the box it was normally Wilson in there on his own surrounded by 3 defenders.

Sertraline, Fluoxetine, Citalopram are all SSRI's (ie. they work in the same way). Theres not really one that's any better than the others. It's just a bit of trial and error sometimes to get the right medication at the right dose. Anyone considering them, don't be put off by side effects, they tend to disappear after a week or two.

I feel old reading about NFTs. Just seems like a good way to part idiots and their cash. Like Balenciaga and Supreme. People are actually paying $300k for pictures you can copy and paste for free https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-59638565

It's been years since I had a wank with a pair of knickers on my head tbh. Underrated

I don't know where to start with this

If any of you miserable bastards need any advice my PMs are always open

All joking aside, I herniated a disk about 4 years ago. It goes off for no reason 2 or 3 times a year and I'm crippled. Finally got a physio appointment via my GP last week. Physio literally laughed at my level of inflexibility and give me some Pilates exercises to do. Which obviously I've done a grand total of no times

Not like Boris to get the message spectacularly wrong!

The bigger news here is that you've paid another bloke to hang a telly on your wall! Buy a drill you big girl!

Worst defence in 43 years

It's never been done properly anyway. I had to show proof of vaccination to get into Metro arena. Flashed a QR code and got waved through. I reckon every person in there could have flashed the same COVID pass and security would have been none the wiser

It certainly feels like the last big spike. 3 or 4 premier league clubs with positive cases in the last week. Wouldn't be surprised to see games behind closed doors again soon

Has Schmeichel had a decent save to make?

He was better than Riviere, Doumbia, Chucky, Luuk De Jong, Slimani, Carroll, Xisco, Muto and all the other shite we tried to get on the cheap. There's only really Rondon and Daryl Murphy that came off as decent gambles up front in recent seasons Im still convinced we only bought Joselu cos he scored this goal for Stoke reserves though!

Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!!

It's a runaway train now man. His own party are briefing against him. He's the fall guy to try and halt the slide towards Labour in the recent polls...

Given he denied a party ever happened on multiple occasions, feigned anger at PMs question time and then chucked his spokeswoman under the bus, I'm not sure how he comes back from this?

Norwich showing why we shouldn't fear Man Utd. They're shite

That's bollocks. A handful of players make a million. A big chunk of the overseas players make £100-200k

Sunday papers preparing to print the party photos?

I saw the club Twitter account put out a graphic yesterday celebrating the club being 129 years old. Someone pointed out in the comments that the club is actually 140 years old. There's a misconception that Newcastle East End and Newcastle West End merged in 1892, but actually West End went bust and East End just changed their name to try and lure fans of the other club. Seems strange that the club choose to do themselves out of 11 years of history!?

Republican seem to be so happy that she's a massive racist