Kid Dynamite

Tino through to the Euros semi finals with the U21s. He also managed to spark a 22 man brawl at the final whistle by chest bumping one of the Spain players

Jacob Ramsey at Villa is the rumoured player we want before the PSR deadline. If they manage to shift Martinez they may not need to sell anyone else though. One of the papers said Burnley needed to make £20m before the end of June so the Trafford deal may still have legs yet

We were linked with Botman well before we signed him tbf. We were fighting Milan for him.

"Chilling" won't change Howe being pissed off that the players he wanted to sign have gone elsewhere. That's my main issue. Not that we haven't spent yet. There's plenty of time left in the window. But every player we've been linked with thus far is pretty much signed or in the process of signing for another club.

I get some of these names were probably just paper talk, but Trafford, Guehi, Delap, Cunha and Mbuemo were linked for so long by so many different journalists you can only assume they were genuinely on Howe's wanted list. He chooses his words carefully when speaking to the media so Howe's comments that we need "speed" in this transfer window were said with purpose, because he knew other clubs were hovering around his targets and were ready to bid early. To be 3 weeks in and see £700m spent on (amongst others) - Frimpong, Kerkez and Wirtz to Liverpool - Reijnders, Cherki and Ait Nouri to City - Cunha and (almost) Mbuemo to Man U - Delap, Estevao, Essugo, Paez and Sarr to Chelsea - Tel and a couple of others to Spurs - Zubimendi to Arsenal While our announcements include exciting news that Mitchell is leaving after less than a year, we are 3 years into scoping out a new training ground we are still no closer to making a decision on a new ground. Let's make final judgement at the end of the window, but it's been a fucking anti-climactic start after what was one of the best seasons in our history. The likes of Isak, Bruno and Tonali won't be hanging around much longer if Willock, Wilson, Targett and Longstaff are still getting minutes next season.

According to Mark Douglas we were https://inews.co.uk/sport/bournemouth-70m-liverpool-newcastle-man-utd-targets-3695882?ito=link_share_article-top

Another one bites the dust Either Howe needs to agree to buy abroad, or we accept that proven PL players are £50-70m these days

It's fine. Im sure Mitchell and Eales have a long list of names to move onto after we were priced out of Delap, Mbuemo, Guehi, Cunha, Pedro, Elanga and Trafford....

Well that's thoroughly underwhelming. Looks like a Turkey special FFS

The rumour is coming from a podcaster with 13k followers so I wouldnt get too excited

https://www.3addedminutes.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/exclusive-newcastle-united-brighton-van-hecke-liverpool-5181738

Mitch leaving his post 2 weeks early. You can't tell me this is having zero impact on our player negotiations https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14821497/Newcastle-sporting-director-Paul-Mitchell-LEAVES.html

Conservatives are so fucking weird

Manchester is a cool city tbf.

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My legs are fucked. I played a game of football on holiday about 6 weeks ago and knacked my hip flexor. Played again at home about 3 weeks ago and pulled a hammy. That healed and I managed to well and truly fuck my achilles last week. My right ankle is twice the size of my left still. Both legs just fucking ache from top to bottom at the minute and I don't know why. Calves are tender as fuck. I think I might have to finally retire!

Tosin has hardly pulled up trees at Chelsea tbf.

Fair question

If we get Pedro Im not sure we will sign another striker on top of him. He's got 30 goals in 70 games for Brighton, which beats anyone in our squad bar Isak.

Probably the exact reason we are after Pedro tbf. He can play across the front 3 like Gordon, but is much better at CF than him.

Watching him play the last two games for Denmarks U21s, it's a travesty Wilson was getting game time ahead oh him tbh

Tevez has come on and scored 4 in 20mins. He's head and shoulders above anyone on the pitch

Watching Soccer Aid. There's a load of ex pros who are 40-45ish who are fat as fuck Trezeguet, John O'Shea, Rooney etc

Fair play to City. Every other team has struggled to get a signing in early doors and City have pretty much finished their business already.