Kid Dynamite

GTFI. He doesn't miss those

If we score soon they will fold like a pack of cards

Archer goes down there and it's a pen

Usual suspects. Longstaff misplacing a 5 yd pass and Dubravka refusing to come off his line leading to the corner

The VAR lads are doing their best here, but the frame stopping and line drawing is ridiculously vague. Automate it and look for daylight between players to give the attacking team the advantage. I'm sick of seeing goals ruled out because a player is 1 pixel offside

Danny Welbeck. 15 seasons under his belt as a regular starter for Man Utd, Arsenal and Brighton. 68 goals. An average of 4.5 a season. He makes Shola look prolific

Interviewer - "Did you come out in support of equality for people of all sexualities you horrible cunt?" Truss - Looks guilty as fuck WTAF is happening with politics in this country

We've been second best all night

Exactly, the wanted £6mil similar for a 6month loan deal for a player they didn't want, but expect to pay us £2mil for our DOF

Whether we like it or not, EL football is more attractive to incoming signings/keeping Bruno & Isak than the EC is

2 x 19 year olds apparently. Twitter sleuths trying to figure out which PL teams played at home over the weekend and have 2 x 19 year olds in their squad

I hope so. It will be a bit of a shitter for us to get into the top 6 and end up in the farmers league every Thursday

If Man Utd finish 7th but win the FA Cup, does the second Europa League spot go to them rather than to whoever finishes 6th in the league?

If they do the same to Man Utd then we are sitting pretty for a top 6 finish. West Ham have imploded, and Chelsea are following suit

Easy win for Starmer. Just compare the number of boat crossings between the policy going live and the election with the same period last year. It will likely be higher, so he can admonish the Tories for their failed policy and a colossal waste of taxpayers money

I see the most expensive dog whistle in history has become law overnight. I'm sure fear is spreading through migrant camps in France as we speak...

Alternatively, he tried to get a bloke who was doing his best to keep the peace, vilified online and potentially disciplined/sacked by posting a highly edited video

Build issues aside, the Tesla has been the best car I've owned. 0-60 in 4s, 300ml range, TV you can watch Netflix on, Spotify integration etc.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/22/initial-story-about-openly-jewish-incident-not-full-picture-says-ex-senior-met-officer Turns out he was just being a dick

It was one copper who was trying to keep the peace and inadvertently said something stupid. I've seen people calling for the chief of Met police to resign over this ffs. The bloke wasn't just crossing the road. He was stood in a yarmulke, flanked by a security guard in the middle of a Palestinian protest. And that article is a shit show btw. The first paragraph suggests left wing luvvies are marching in support of Hamas. Are they fuck. They're marching in support of 45k dead Palestinians.

My Tesla is 3.5 years old and is dropping to bits. Literally has paint faking off it. Glad it's on lease and I didn't drop £45k on it!

Aye, but we are relying on Farley conceding 2 in the 2nd half