Kid Dynamite

I've always had a soft spot for Messi. Won it all, one of the most famous people on the planet, but seems to be happy at home with his wife and kids rather than shagging granny's or crashing Bugatti's in his spare time

Given Liverpool are 3-0 down after the first leg I think we can file this one under "never gonna happen"

I mean the bar was set pretty low before he arrived...

WTAF - Takes a wicked deflection before it hits him - Hits him above the sleeve - His arm is within his "silhouette" VAR = you've dropped a clanger there ref. Penalty!

Shaping up nicely. We are hitting a bit of form, have Pope, Wilson, Trippier, Tino, Almiron coming back from injury soon, and have the easiest run in of the lot.

Robbed. That foul carries into the box and is a nailed on pen

Gordon's played a blinder there!

Top 6 and Europa needs to be the aim now. Smash Man Utd and it's on

Defender too busy tickling Isak to worry about the ball

Krafth is a better CB than Lascelles. Hindsight and all that, but we'd have been better off releasing Lascelles and giving Krafth a new contract

Once Joelinton and Tonali are back I would look at selling Longstaff. I worry that Anderson and Miley end up 6th/7th choice once everyone is fit and don't get the chance to push on

So are Bruno and Gordon. I'm not even joking

Van der Wen pulls up short there anticipating Isak to cut back in and put him on his arse for a 3rd time

Barnes LW/Gordon RW is by far our best combination of wingers btw. Without our injuries this season we would be clear of Villa and Spurs in 4th

That back 5 is a Steve Bruce throwback

It's so fucking frustrating that we are within touching distance of a top 6 finish, but are back to 11 fit senior players again (ignoring the shite left over from the championship season). We had Diallo on the bench against Fulham 24hrs after Craig Hope announced he was getting released at the end of the season. Doesn't say much about the state of our academy

Bruno has played more minutes this season than any other outfield player in England, France, Spain, Germany and Italy

Sunderland's 2 star players are worse at finishing (and this is no exaggeration) than the Sunday league club I used to play for

Takes the piss that Man City's charges still haven't had a points deduction. Nowt to do with the fact they're currently involved in a 3 way title race mind...

Don't encourage him man it's bad enough when his hobbies were buying metal detectors and second hand sofas for his garden. I dread to think where this one ends up with his internet crypto friends telling him to pump his life savings into bitaltdogecoin 2.0. About 6months before its creator gets arrested on his private jet in Miami and done for fraud

That's one of the best community notes yet

We went to Kafeneon on the Bigg Market before Sam Fender last year. It was lush

Are you parodying yourself now