Kid Dynamite

14 months between getting chased up the street by Everton fans to starting for your country against Brazil at Wembley 😎

Gordon and Bruno both starting

That would work about as well as Potter at Chelsea did

Turns out we've signed a deal with JD Sports to be the only 3rd party retailer of next seasons shirt (outside of the club/Adidas). Fat Mike is fuming https://www.catribunal.org.uk/sites/cat/files/2024-03/16375724 - Sports Direct v Newcastle United - Summary of claim 21 Mar 2024.pdf

Sounds like he's pulling a Ryan Fraser

What the actual fuck man. If they had operated on him in the first place he would nearly be fit again by now

Man City are winning the cup this year then

Never mind Jurgen 😂

It was always going to be an uphill battle. Disappointing that we lost to 2 shite goals though. And didn't make the most of the few half chances we had. Probably harsh to blame Burn for both goals, but I suspect Trippier at LB puts up a better fight for both of them.

He only gets minutes in cup games! Definitely something in his loan about premier league minutes triggering a purchase

I have spunked £150 on 2 tickets to see NOFX/Descendents in London though

Miley and Hall called up for England U20s. Jed Ward must have been griefed to fuck at school!

Workplace politics. Who can be fucking arsed!

Dropping like a stone. They could be 14th by Saturday. If Clarke leaves they could be relegation contenders next season

I had to pinch a screenshot as he banned me for taking the piss when he claimed he wasn't bald, he just chose to shave his head 😂

I think he's earned the right to have another transfer window. Move on the shite, bring more players in, get players back from bans and injuries etc. If we are half way through next season and still in mid table then I think he will be getting his P45 before the January transfer window though

If they're knackered then Howe needs to stop asking them to play a high press for 100mins every game.

The team tonight had Tino, Botman, Gordon, Isak, Bruno etc starting. All £30, £40, £60mil players. We've had a nightmare with injuries, but when you've spent £350mil on transfers over 2.5 seasons the Saudi's won't put up with us being in the bottom half of the table. It's frustrating as Chelsea and Man U are having shit seasons (again). 4th-6th all up for grabs and we are nowhere near atm. Dropping points against shite teams week in, week out.

Half the team have had shockers tonight

Botman just casually falling over during a one on one

Tino turned his ankle now ffs

Turns out we were all wrong about Kalvin Phillips and he's absolutely pony

I'd be furious if we didn't get that as a penalty mind

I won't hear a bad word said about Dave the Rave mind!