Kid Dynamite

Lascelles on his way to the RVI?

Just watched the highlights. Fuck me our defending was bad today. Let's hope Trippier brings some organisation back. Burn looked half competent when he moved to CB. Gordon was shafted for his red too. He knocked the ball back to the keeper who was coming out to take then free kick. The ref forgot he'd already booked Gordon and the West Ham players had to tel him he'd already had a yellow

Every time Isak dropped into midfield he was our most creative player by a mile. Shame he then had no one in front of him to pass to. Until...

Barnes, Hall and Anderson battered their RB in the second half. All 3 need to be starting on Tuesday.

I'm there tomorrow. First ticket in ages so hopefully we turn up!

Strange goings on for 61 year olds from County Down today

Off to Can Picafort next week. £70 to leave the car at the airport for 7 days, and that's with a discount!

I just hope to god he wasn't stupid enough to get involved in spot fixing or betting on us to lose. If it's either of those then it's highly unlikely to be a concurrent ban

Maldini would be class cos he's sexy as fuck. Although he knows fuck all about the PL. Viana. Just no.

How long have the FA known about this btw? Sitting on it until there are 10 games of the season left is taking the piss. As is docking points from Forest/Everton half way through a relegation battle whilst taking forever to put a sanction on City

There are also flights to Paris and Amsterdam 7days a week from Newcastle. WTF is she taking about!

Aye https://twitter.com/newsoneplace/status/1419084950956032005 (not sure why tweets aren't embedding anymore?)

That's a massive ship to squeeze under the bridge btw. I'm surprised a collision with one support can bring the entire structure down and that's it's taken so long for it to happen Edit - Turns out some other bridges have safeguards against this happening

FFS Willock, Bruno and Longstaff on Saturday then

Dunk and Pickford shouldn't be anywhere near an England squad. Our defence is gonna cost us any chance of winning the Euros this Summer

I can just imagine the hell on there'd be if Ashley was borrowing the clubs money to finance private court cases (that she keeps losing)

https://www.theguardian.com/voluntary-sector-network/2013/oct/17/joey-barton-why-i-laced-up VS Has he changed his mind? Or does he just post any old shite to stay "relevant"

Meh. In the space of 2 years we bought Isak, Bruno and Botman, got to a cup final, qualified for the CL and thrashed PSG. Even if it all goes tits up we've had more fun in 2 years with PIF than 14 years under Ashley.

I think she got gifted her 10% of the club for acting as the broker. I suspect her recent reduction in shares was because she needed to borrow some cash off the Reuben's. Wouldn't be surprised if the Reuben's end up with her full 10% share at some point

Conceded after 6 seconds tonight https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1771593178023362996/video/1

Gallagher, Pickford and Maguire noticeably shitter than the rest of our team

Chilwell is playing so high he's getting in Gordon's way

14 months between getting chased up the street by Everton fans to starting for your country against Brazil at Wembley 😎

Gordon and Bruno both starting

That would work about as well as Potter at Chelsea did