Kid Dynamite

He's only just 22. Scored 9 goals last season. Exactly the type of young back up we need for the 2 cripples we have up front

"Up to" £4mil loan fee with no obligation. We should have been in for him at that price

Just started watching the woman in the wall. I didn't know much about the Magdalene laundries. Fucking mental that they were still going in the mid 90s.

Do you need home grown players in a Europa league squad? I assume that's why he had his contract extended last year

Joelintons last couple of games need adding in

Yep, you'd get short odds on Liverpool winning the league now that Klopp has announced he's leaving. They're going to get every every decision

Definitely wasn't me

I was at our last England game. Sat in the corporate seats next to Wayne Rooney's younger brother bizarrely

Just realised that once the lease car goes back I'll be over the threshold for child benefit, so losing another £102pcm 🤯

Just need Southgate to stop picking Rashford, Grealish, Sterling and Saka on name/club alone

HE NEEDS A BIGGER GROIN!

McCoist was banging on about Schar's second being a tight offside call. Just the 5yds onside

Tino on at LB please

You know how Almiron can't cross on his right foot, and all attacks break down when he cuts back on his left? Why haven't we been playing him on the left so he can put crosses like that in 😂

If he didn't have to play 100mins twice a week he'd probably not get injured as much. Ideally he would come off after 70mins

Cush. Down to 0 fit strikers

There's a few emergency options at CM. Murphy, Ritchie, Dummet, Tino etc

I know mortgage rates are daft, but £800pcm to £2000pcm can't be right, surely?

Apart from that though

He seemed to be outwith the usual footballer mould when he was holding the government to account over free school meals. Seems to be slipping into daft decisions recently though

I mean I'd have him. But with: Miley Longstaff Willock Tonali Bruno Joelinton Anderson in the squad, I would suggest we need a RW, CB or CF before we need an 8th CM

I assume it would take a crazy offer to get Villa, who are likely to finish top 4 this season, to sell us their best young player. Unless they need the FFP wiggle room in the Summer. He's a home grown player so any transfer would be pure profit for them

Like I say, maybe it's a private vs public sector thing. I'm not sure I'd be breaking my back to get paid the same whilst making someone at the top richer. No-one joins the NHS to make their fortune though. The people that benefit from hard graft are patients and your colleagues more often than not