Monkeys Fist

Kinky

"Life hack" Have you chosen your post-op name yet?

Spot on.

We'll find out next Friday......

Steve McQueens

The only people on earth who would consider Wearside civilised.

I prefer his mate, Ice Grape.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

You ARE the curve, you porky dogger.

Marti Pellow's fucking grinning mug and "aal owa Hexham" vocals put me firmly in the Shaky Wrist Club.

I'd imagine so.

http://freenelsonmandela.com/?nr=0

"The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way, the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed."Guess who?

Mine is- good old Mary

Wham tribute band at The Britannia. He's there already, reserving his front row pair of seats.

Given your stellar record of being spectacularly wrong on virtually every utterance that falls from your kebab-stained maw, this fills me full of hope.

Where his penis used to be?

West of the main squares is an area called Jordaan, big market there- set your lass away whilst you sit at a cafe and flange watch. Don't do the "diamond tours", and, unless you enjoy looking at an entire floor of "studies of potatoes in brown", I'd swerve the Van Gogh museum. As Alex said, the Rijksmuseum is quality.

this track in particular, but the whole of Axewound Baby was the soundtrack to me bombing around Northern Spain for the summer in a softop jeep with a English/Danish girlfriend in 1992. Cracking times.