Monkeys Fist

"Can't be arsed opening tins- had a takeaway"

No can do- he's poverty stricken, remember?

I like the bearded bloke

Needs a Van Halen soundtrack

Again, you give them way too much credit

You give them way to much credit.

That'd be the equivalent of me ringing Sofia Vergara and saying " Fancy a scuttle, pet?" Futile.

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=4690482 Blah blah blah.

Happy Star Trek day

Cheeky twat.

I thought she was dead.

He's being cuntroversial.

You're going to fall asleep and miss it, aren't you?

Is it 4-0 yet? I haven't even got the radio on.

Buttercup?

Dog thinking, " One bite, that's all it'd take."

"But only time will tell if he is given the chance to get on with the job from an level playing field as Alan Pardew and show that he can make a decent start to next season." My 7 year old daughter can write better sentences than that.